指揮部，我是艾倫斯隊長 Command，this is Captain Irons.
我近距離看到了一個 不明飛行現像，方位為310 I got a visual on a UAP in close，bearing 310.
收到，艾倫斯 我們在螢幕上看不到任何東西 Roger，Irons. We don't see anything on the scope.
我從來沒有見過任何東西像這樣機動性的 I've never seen anything maneuver like that.
向內陸轉向公園 Turning inland towards the park.
我們的螢幕裡什麼都沒有 追蹤系統顯示我們被阻斷了嗎？ Our scope is still clear. Does IFF show us blocked?
不是，是那物體移動太快了 Negative，that's moving too fast.
請允許我現在開始交戰 Permission to engage now.
離開並撤退，艾倫斯 Disengage and back off，Irons.
重複，不要交戰 Repeat，do not engage.
確認 Acknowledge.
不行 我需要靠近看看 No can do. I need a closer look.
太用力了 我以為我們是朋友 Too much mustard. I thought we were friends.
我們是朋友 We are friends.
你在做什麼？ What are you doing?
我用太多力量打了他 I hit him with a little too much mustard.
是的，你覺得呢？ Yeah，you think?
我希望我能讓他這樣笑 I wish I could make him laugh like that.
我能說什麼？他是爸爸的兒子啊! What can I say? Daddy's boy.
打開他心的鑰匙就是假裝的疼痛 Key to his heart is fake pain.
過來，查理 來吧! Come here，Charlie. Come on.
沒關係，親愛的 It's okay，honey.
沒關係 沒關係 It's okay. It's okay.
待在這裡，和查理待在一起並撥打911 Here，stay with Charlie and call 911.
傑克，拜託，別去 Jack，come on，stop.
你在做什麼？離最近的城鎮有一個小時的路程 What are you doing? The nearest town's an hour away.
如果我不嘗試去幫忙，誰能幫他？ If I don't try to help，who will?
沒關係，我馬上就回來 好的 好的，去，去 It's okay，I'll be right back.Okay. Okay，go，go.
是的，這可能只是煙火 Yeah，it's probably just fireworks.
天啊! 對不起 God. I'm sorry.
你還好嗎? 對不起，我沒有看到你 嘿! You okay? Sorry，I didn't see you. Hey.
你沒事吧? You all right?
嘿! 你叫什麼名字，夥計？ Hey. What's your name，buddy?
艾倫斯 Irons.
什麼？What?
肖恩·艾倫斯隊長 美國空軍 Captain Sean Irons. U.S. Air Force.
你一個人嗎? 發生了什麼？ Are you alone? What happened?
不，我們發生了碰撞事件 No，we had a collision.
碰撞事件？Collision?
和什麼？With what?
你確定你沒事嗎? Are you sure you're okay?
那是...UAP Is that a...UAP.
什麼？不明空中現象 What? Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.
你們不稱為UFO嗎？ UFO wasn't working for you guys?
我已經等了很長時間才能近距離看到其中一個 I've been waiting a long time to see one of these up close.
這項技術將改變一切 This technology's gonna change everything.
嘿，那有東西在動 Hey，there's something moving.
分析星球 Analyzing planet.
守護者拒絕 Guardian denied.
守護者接受 Guardian accepted.
配對 Pairing.
自毀啟動 Self-destruct initiated.
小心! Watch it!
過來 Come here.
分析行星 Analyzing planet.
沒有人聲稱 No one has claimed responsibility
對今晚大膽營救15名被綁架女學生負責 for tonight's daring rescue of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.
但目擊者報告稱 But eyewitnesses report
又一次目擊了被稱為守護者的英雄 yet another sighting of the hero dubbed The Guard.
犯罪率實際上正在下降 Crime rate is actually going down.
總體犯罪率下降了4% Overall crime has dropped four percent.
嘿，爸爸! 來和我一起玩接球 Hey，Daddy! Come play catch with me.
聽著，我很抱歉 下周怎麼樣？ Look，I'm sorry. How about next week?
我不能再這樣下去了，傑克 I can't do this anymore，Jack.
查理，我們還是一家人 Charlie，we're still a family.
在突發新聞中，另一個守護者目擊事件 In breaking news，another possible Guard sighting.
守護者正在使用外星技術 The Guard is using alien technology.
熱力學和物理學定律甚至不適用 The laws of thermodynamics and physics just don't even apply.
而我可以找到能量源，但我需要資源 And I can find the power source，but I need resources.
看看你，阿爾剛工業的首席執行官，安索.阿爾剛 Looking at you，Ansel Argon，CEO of Argon Industries.
你惹錯了超級英雄 You messed with the wrong superhero.
壞人，你最好開始祈禱 Bad guy，you better say your prayers.
查理? 守護者會踢你的屁股 Charlie? Guard's gonna kick your butt.
查理! Charlie!
換你了 You're up.
呃...不 The nuc...No.
噢，我要講的不是關於這些能源 Well，my presentation isn't about any of these energy sources,
實際上是關於一個新的能源 it's actually about a new one,
恰好是 which happens to be
世界上最偉大的英雄，守護者 the world's greatest hero，The Guard.
不，查理，這有什麼關係？ No. Charlie，how is this relevant?
每個人都在談論守護者如何 Everybody's talking about how The Guard
阻止了印度的核心熔毀，對嗎? stopped that nuclear meltdown in India，right?
或者他是如何拯救台灣那些孩子 Or how he saved those kids in Taiwan,
或阻止那架噴氣式飛機在巴西墜毀 or stopped that jet from crashing in Brazil.
但沒有人談論他是如何做到的 But nobody's talking about how he did it.
他有某種新能量源 He's got some kind of new energy source,
而且這些都不是... and it's not any of these...
呃...Uh...
嘿! 我來對地方了嗎? Hey. Am I at the right place?
你一定是瑪雅·夢露吧? You must be Maya Monroe?
同學們，這是我們從土耳其來的新轉學生 Class，this is our new transfer student from Turkey,
所以請不要嘲笑她的任何奇怪的習俗... so please do not mock any strange customs that she...
她以前常來這裡 She used to go here.
無論怎麼的 Whatever.
夢露小姐，請坐 Miss Monroe，take a seat.
查理，你可以繼續，而且請 Charlie，you can continue，and please
把這個帶回到手頭的主話題上來 bring this back to the subject at hand.
什麼？我不知道 What? I don't know.
終於 Finally
你猜怎麼著？這是我聽過的最愚蠢的事 You know what? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
明天要考試 Test tomorrow.
伯格! 伯格! 伯格! Berger! Berger! Berger!
我爸媽太尷尬了 伯格! 伯格! My parents are so embarrassing. Berger! Berger!
至少你爸爸出現了 At least your dad shows up.
我爸爸永遠都在開一個永無止境的資訊科技的會議 Mine's at a never-ending IT conference.
看 嘿! Look. Hey.
莉茲和瑪雅 九點鐘方向... Lizzie with Maya. Nine o'clock...
所以我小學時的最好的朋友剛剛又回來了 So my elementary school BFF just showed back up
經過，像是，在環遊世界數年之後 after，like，years of traveling the world.
好嫉妒 So jealous.
你在幹什麼？我不在社交媒體上 What's your at? I'm not on social media.
什麼？What?
好的 噢，您對什麼感興趣？ Okay. Well，what are your interests?
嗯，撬鎖，挪威死亡金屬樂團 Um，lock picking，Norwegian Death Metal
而且我可以蒙著眼睛對M4鎖頭進行現場拆解 and I can field-strip an M4 blindfolded.
好的 Okay.
你請莉茲去跳舞了嗎? You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?
還沒有 Not yet.
女人喜歡把事情拖到最後一刻 Women like it when you leave things till the last minute.
你從哪裡聽來的？喲! 伯格... Where'd you hear that?Yo! Berger...
媽媽要我給你帶來你的粉絲，所以，在這裡 Mom wanted me to bring you your fan，so，here.
拿著 Take it.
你有沒有想過為何你稱呼他伯格 You ever think about how you call him Berger,
但那是也是你的姓? but that's your last name，too?
這就是我取名大麥克的原因，因為，呃 That's why I go as Big Mac，because，uh,
我是最美味的伯格(漢堡) 好吧! I'm the tastiest Berger.Okay.
哇，這是一個真正的爆點 Wow，this is a real blowout.
我們走吧，阿甘 Let's go，Forrest.
查理·金凱德 Charlie Kincaid.
呃，教練? 我想你，嗯! Uh，Coach? I think you，um,
不小心說出了我的名和姓？ accidentally said my first and last name?
換你進場 我們需要一個左撇子 You're in. We need a lefty.
夥計，那可是個大孩子 Man，that's a big kid.
那是誰？Who is that?
那是福雷斯.迪爾 That's Forrest Deal.
他們稱他為"紅色杉木" They call him "The Sequoia."
現在投球的是查理·金凱德 Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid.
狡猾的金凱德，看起來還活著 Crafty Kincaid，look alive.
加油，阿甘! 我們走吧! Come on，Forrest! Let's go!
我聽說他霸凌他自己的父母 I heard he bullies his own parents.
祝你好運，查理 Good luck，Charlie.
我聽說他的眼神是如此致命 I heard that his stare is so deadly
他甚至不能照鏡子看到他自己 he can't even look himself in the mirror.
我們走，查理！你能行的 Let's go，Charlie! You got this.
不知道這是皮威聯盟 Didn't know this was the Peewee Leagues.
不知道他們允許在中學使用類固醇 Didn't know they allowed steroids in middle school.
來吧，查理 請不要殺了我的朋友 Come on，Charlie. Please don't kill my friend.
好吧，我們走吧，阿甘 粉碎它 All right，let's go，Forrest. Crush it.
查理! 查理! 查理! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
哦! Ooh.
那會留下痕跡的 That's gonna leave a mark.
查理 他媽媽會生氣的 Charlie.His mama gonna be mad.
又是這首歌？我們能不能僅僅換... This song again? Can we just change...
不，不，我們不能 No. No，we can't.
另外，我們都知道這首歌是經典之作 Plus we all know this song's a classic.
沒有人知道那 哦，天啊! No one knows that. Oh，God.
不，好吧，噢，我的車，我的音樂 No，okay，well，my car，my music.
好嗎? 我這輩子完了 All right? My life is over.
嗯，時速24英哩 Uh，that's 24.
那剛好在超速邊緣 你要捉他們嗎? That's right on the fence. You wanna go for it?
不 他們只是孩子 讓他們走 Nah. They're just kids. Let 'em go.
我討厭孩子 I hate kids.
甚至是我自己的 Even my own.
再見，查理 Bye，Charlie.
但目擊者報告稱，又一次看見到... But eyewitnesses report yet another sighting of...
什麼？...被取綽號為守護者的英雄 What? ...the hero dubbed The Guard.
當局再次查不到指紋和其他證據 Once again authorities have found no fingerprints and no other evidence
除了現場留下的奇怪圖案 現在是一個標誌... with the exception of strange patterns left on the scene. Now a trademark...
嘿! 比賽怎麼樣？守護者目擊事件 Hey. How was the game? of Guard's sightings.
另一個守護者目擊事件? 是的 Another Guard sighting? Yeah.
守護者到底是什麼？ what is The Guard exactly?
是一個孤獨的獨行俠還是... Is it a lone vigilante or...
嘿! 你打包好要去找爸爸了嗎? Hey. Did you pack a bag for your dad's yet?
我們都知道他會取消 We both know he's gonna cancel.
嘿! 嘿，傑克 嘿! Hey! Hey，Jack. Hey.
今晚和我們一起的是阿爾剛戰術公司的首席執行官安塞爾·阿爾剛 Joining us tonight is Ansel Argon，CEO of Argon Tactical.
他的業務受到所謂的"守護者"的獨特影響 His business has been uniquely impacted by the so-called Guard,
他開創了和平的新紀元 who has ushered a new era of peace
讓許多國家來... leaving many countries to...
是的，我看到了 Yeah，I saw.
您的公司，阿爾剛戰術公司 Your company，Argon Tactical,
最近報告的經營虧損 recently reported operating losses
13年來第一次，所以... for the first time in 13 years，so...
這不是真實的 That's not true.
我覺得是這樣的 不，這絕對不是真的 I think it is. No，that's definitely not true.
僅僅把它推到下週的，慶典上 Just push it to next week，the celebration.
傑克，拜託，我... Jack，come on，I'm...
對不起 今天不要這樣對我 I'm sorry.Don't do this to me today.
我厭倦了所有這些藉口 I am so sick of all these excuses.
對不起 這是我的工作 好吧，噢... I'm sorry. It's my job. All right，well...
我將在6:00送他下車，所以你最好在那兒 I'm dropping him off at 6:00，so you better be there.
好吧! 好吧! 是的，再見 Okay.Okay. Yeah，bye.
讓我猜猜 另一個"資訊科技會議"？ Let me guess. Another "IT conference"?
行程要改到下個月嗎? Rescheduling for next month?
不! 他今晚真的很高興見到你 No! He's really excited to see you tonight.
我敢打賭他甚至不記得我的生日 I bet he doesn't even remember my birthday.
當然，他記得的 Of course，he does.
來吧，去，去收拾你的行李 Come on，go，go get your bag packed
而且或許洗個澡 and maybe take a shower.
如果守護者繼續來侵蝕國防工業的需求 If The Guard continues to erode the need for a defense industry
像你們這樣的公司會有恐慌嗎? will there be panic at companies like yours?
我會...我會出一個更好的問題讓你發問 I'll...I'll give you a better question that you could have asked.
在零監督的情況下... With zero oversight...
如果守護者有糟糕的一天怎麼辦？ what happens if The Guard has a bad day?
看，他在那裡等你 Look，he's there waiting for you.
我們為何要這樣做？ Why are we doing this?
嘿! 好的！Hey.All right!
嗨! 嘿! Hi. Hey.
他看起來有點老了，我能看出來 He looks a little older，I can tell.
他真的很高興 很高興來到這裡! He's really happy about it.Very happy to be here!
好吧，你想把那些東西放進去 Okay，you wanna just put that stuff inside
而我會在那裡與你會面嗎？ and I'll meet you in there?
我覺得我有麻煩了 I feel like I'm in trouble.
不，不，不，他度過了艱難的一天 No，no，no，he had a rough day.
嗯，蠟燭在底部 Um，candles are in the bottom.
我最喜歡的! 今晚盡量別全部吃完 My favorite! Try not to eat 'em all tonight.
我們會盡最大努力，但不能保證 We'll do our best，no promises.
這狀況不能一直持續下去，傑克，你知道的，對吧? This isn't gonna last forever，Jack，you know that，right?
在我們意識到之前，他會長大的而且... Before we know it，he's gonna be grown up and...
你會乞求他回你的電話 you're gonna be begging him to return your calls.
你不用說服我 好嗎? You don't have to convince me. Okay?
我想花更多的時間和他在一起，我真的是 I want to spend more time with him，I really do.
我只是一直很忙 I've just been busy.
有些事情比工作更重要，傑克 There are some things that are more important than work，Jack.
好嗎? 我知道 Okay? I know.
和他談談 是的 Talk to him.Yeah.
今晚 Tonight.
有一段時間了 是的 Been a while. Yes.
我喜歡你沒有改變這個地方 I like what you've not done with the place.
我想要那種單親爸爸的短期租屋的感覺 I'm going for that kinda single-dad short-term rental feel.
我買給你的那個有趣的杯子呢？ Where's that funny mug I got you?
呃，它應該就在這附近某個地方 Uh，it's around here somewhere.
聽著，查理，對比賽的事我很抱歉 Listen，Charlie，sorry about the game.
我錯過了在丹佛的轉機航班 Missed my connecting flight in Denver
而且飛機上的無線網路也出了問題 and in-flight Wi-Fi was screwed up.
但我有東西給你 But I got you something.
沒關係，你不用賄賂我 It's okay，you don't have to bribe me.
是的，我必須賄賂你 Yes，I do have to bribe you.
而且我會...我會賄賂你 And I'm gonna be...I'm gonna bribe you.
在這裡等著! Wait right here!
好的，查理 我的舊手套 Okay，Charlie. My old mitt.
現在，我一直為你保存著這個 Now，I have been saving this for you,
而且我認為現在是時候了 and I think now is the time.
我是左撇子，爸爸 I'm a lefty，Dad.
哦，是的 沒錯 Oh，yeah. That's right.
對不起，我... Sorry about that，I...
噢，如果你能得到任何東西 Well，if you could have anything,
你還想要什麼？ what else would you want?
我只想再去露營 I just want to go camping again.
就像我們以前那樣？ Like we used to?
這是個好主意 噢，一旦工作上的事情疏緩了 That's a great idea. Well，as soon as things slow down at work,
我們會這麼做的 與此同時... we're gonna do that. In the meantime...
我拿了這個任天堂電閘 I got this Nintendo Switch.
我知道你不喜歡賄賂 我接受賄賂 I know you don't like bribes. I accept bribes.
繼續，繼續，繼續 Keep it going，keep it going，keep it going.
三、二、一...開始! Three，two，one...go!
全壘打! 全壘打! Home run! Dinger!
轟、轟、轟、轟... Boom，boom，boom，boom...
而現在吃比薩! And now pizza!
我們要倒數三，二，一 二，一 We got to do it in three，two，one.Two，one.
啊，來吧! Ah，come on.
這遊戲沒有HBT嗎? Does this game not have HBT?
什麼是HBT？你知道，隱藏球技巧嗎? What's an HBT?You know，Hidden Ball Trick?
你知道那個，對吧? You know that one，right?
一壘手假裝把球扔給投手 Where the first baseman pretends to throw it to the pitcher,
而然後當跑壘員先取得一點領先的時候 and then when the base runner takes a little lead off first
而他就在那兒，然後他用一個...什麼？ and he's right there，then he grabs it with a...What?
嘿! 騙子 而他們在那裡逮到他... Hey. Cheater. And they get him right there...
不，不，等一下 那是作弊 你在浪費我所有的... No，no，hold on. That's cheating. You're wasting all my...
放回去 你讓我輸了 看看你做了什麼 Give it back. You're making me lose. Look what you did.
啊! Ah.
對不起 讓我接個電話 Sorry. Let me just get this.
好的 Okay.
快點 Hurry up.
嘿! 抱歉花了這麼長時間 Hey. Sorry that took so long.
讓我猜猜 是工作方面的事 Let me guess. Something at work.
是的，那是我的老闆 我得... Yeah，that was my boss. I gotta...
我想有緊急情況，所以我將必須... I guess there's an emergency，so I'm gonna have to...
總是有緊急情況 There's always an emergency.
為什麼你不能像往常一樣，直接取消呢？ Why can't you just cancel，like you always do?
查理，聽著，我知道這很糟糕 Charlie，listen，I know this sucks.
我想留在這裡並和你一起慶祝 I wanna stay here and celebrate with you.
但是，我得走了 當我說事情很重要時你必須相信我 But，I gotta go. You have to believe me when I say it's important.
是的，我知道 比我還重要 Yeah，I know. More important than me.
不，我不是這個意思 No，that's not what I'm saying.
你讓我過來只是因為媽媽強迫你 You only had me over because Mom forced you to.
說實話! Just be honest!
你要我說實話嗎? You want me to be honest?
是的 這就是我想要的 Yeah. That's all I want.
聽著 我幾天後就回來，頂多，好嗎? Listen. I'm gonna be back in a couple days，tops. Okay?
而且我們會坐下來，我會來解釋 And we're gonna sit down，and I'm gonna explain things
在某種程度上，我會用一種我希望你們能理解發生的事情的方式 in a way that I hope that you're gonna understand what's been happening.
哦，我理解得很好 Oh，I understand fine.
你只是個蹩腳的爸爸 You're just a crappy dad.
查理...Charlie...
噢，你不能一個人待在這裡 Well，you can't be here by yourself.
讓我打電話給媽媽，而她會來接你 Let me call Mom and she'll come pick you up.
不用了，我打就好 我打通了 Nah，I got it. I got it.
嘿，媽媽 你要有心理準備 Hey，Mom. Uh，hold on to your hat.
爸爸有工作急事，所以你能來接我嗎? Dad has a work emergency，so can you come pick me up?
是的，我知道，這是一個令人沮喪的事情 Yeah，I know，it's a bummer.
好的 Okay.
她十分鐘後就到了 She'll be here in ten minutes.
你不必等她 聽著 我知道 You don't have to wait.Listen. I know.
我不再是小嬰兒了，爸爸 I'm not a baby anymore，Dad.
好的，過幾天再見 Okay，I'll see you later.
腰包 Fanny pack.
不能忘記那 Can't forget that.
我愛你 I love you.
我過幾天後見 I'll see you in a couple days.
你還在嗎? You still there?
我喜歡你叫我"媽媽" I love it when you call me"Mom".
現在，讓我們來一場盛大而狂野的派對 Now，let's throw a rager.
是的，讓我們來一場盛大而狂野的派對 Yeah，let's throw a rager.
等等，什麼是狂歡的派對？ Wait，what is a rager?
嘿，伯格 Hey，Berger.
你好 Hi.
哦，拉屎 Oh，crap.
你在這裡做什麼？ What are you doing here?
伯格說我可以借你的筆記來準備明天愚蠢的考試 Berger said I could borrow your notes for that stupid test tomorrow.
並且，他說你爸拋棄了你 Also，he said your dad abandoned you
而且你正在單獨聽安·瑪莉的歌 and you're listening to Anne Murray alone.
好吧，讓我們開始狂野的派對 All right，let's get this rager started.
這歌好多了 Much better.
夥計，搞什麼鬼？ Dude，what the hell?
呃，小妞喜歡悲傷的故事 Uh，chicks dig sob stories.
你到底為什麼把他們帶到這裡來？ Why did you bring 'em here at all?
對不起，我不知道你想要一對一的狂野的派對 I'm sorry，I didn't know you wanted to have a one-on-one rager.
瑪雅不喜歡我 Maya does not like me.
她因為我離開了這個國家 She left the country because of me.
如果那是真的，她現在就不會在這裡了 If that were true，she wouldn't be here right now.
深吸一口氣 Take a deep breath in.
並且現在呼氣到你的手中 And now breathe into your hands
並告訴我你的呼氣是什麼味道 and tell me how your breath smells.
很好 好的 It's good. Okay.
現在，用一些甜蜜的，甜蜜的呼吸 Now，use some of that sweet，sweet breath
並邀請瑪雅跳舞 and ask Maya to the dance.
不 No.
女士們想要含糖飲料嗎? Do you ladies want a sugary beverage?
帶路 Lead the way.
等等 明天是你的生日嗎? Wait. It's your birthday tomorrow?
你還記得我的生日? You remember my birthday?
不，照片上有日期 No，it's on the photo.
酷 酷 Cool. Cool.
我不喜歡小題大作 I don't like to make a big deal.
我總是覺得生日令人失望 I always find birthdays disappointing.
與離異父母的生日糟透了 Birthdays with divorced parents suck.
可不是嗎？我爸爸是那種 Tell me about it. My dad is the king
輕率的買個機場禮物就送給我之王 of thoughtless airport gifts.
你知道我家裡有多少個屁股枕頭嗎? Do you know how many butt pillows I have at home?
我認為那些是護頸枕 I think those are neck pillows.
只有兩根叉子嗎? There's only two forks?
這傢伙是誰，連環殺手嗎？ What is this guy，a serial killer?
我想，嗯... I want to，um...
表明...address the...
我不知道你還記得五年級的事嗎? I don't know if you remember fifth grade?
是的，五年級發生了什麼事？ Yeah，what happened in fifth grade?
我對自己的所作所為感到非常糟糕 I feel really bad about what I did.
而我不，嗯，知道... and I don't，um，know...
怎麼說呢? how to say this.
但是...發生什麼事了呢？ But...What's happening?
現在發生的事是我試圖敞開心扉 What's happening is I'm trying to open up.
不，就像，在你身後 這就是我想說的 No，like，behind you.That's what I'm trying to say.
伯格？莉茲？ Berger? Lizzie?
我擊中了鐵球而它就打開了而我不能... I hit the balls and it opened up and I can't...
沒關係，我明白 It's okay，I understand.
你爸爸是個怪胎 Your dad's a freak.
哇! Whoa.
等等 小心，小心 Wait. Careful，careful.
我們要怎麼打開它？我們需要一組密碼 How do we open it? We need a code.
這就像一個逃生室 審視房間尋找線索 This is just like an escape room. Scan the room for clues.
它是數字的 It's numerical.
所以這就排除了兒時的寵物，出生地 So that rules out childhood pets，birthplace.
你父母的週年紀念日是什麼時候？ When's your parents' anniversary?
他們離婚了 They're divorced.
你爸爸的生日怎麼樣？ How about your dad's birthday?
11月18日 November 18th.
或者...Or...
更好的是，親人的生日 什麼都沒有 Better yet，the birthday of a loved one. Nothing.
嘿，快生日快樂了 Hey，Happy Almost Birthday.
0-4-0-7-0-8 0-4-0-7-0-8.
哈羅 哇! Hello. Whoa.
看起來像個電梯 Looks like an elevator.
什麼，上樓嗎? What，to go upstairs?
這有點懶，不是嗎？ That's kinda lazy，isn't it?
為什麼只有一個按鈕？ Why is there only one button?
請不要碰觸... Please don't touch...
我的膽子都浮起來了 My guts are floating.
我們往下掉了多深? 很深 How far down did we go? Far.
是的...我沒事 Yeah...I'm okay.
哇，這個地方很大 Whoa，this place is big.
"總部啟動" " Headquarters activating."
來吧! Come on.
我們在多深的地方？ How far down are we?
這裡真是太嚴密了 This is so tight.
這簡直是太嚴密了 This is beyond tight.
這是最嚴密的了 This is the tightest.
看看那個 Look at that.
快點，夥計們，過來 Come on，guys，over here.
哇，這是什麼？ Whoa，what's this?
好吧，他是怎麼建造這個的？ Okay，how could he have built this?
我們，就像，在地下一百英哩處 We're，like，a hundred miles underground.
歡迎 Welcome.
任務正在進行中 Mission in progress.
"目前位置：紐西蘭 " "Current location: New Zealand."
那是很遠的 That's far away.
任務檔案 Mission archive.
巴西飛機失事 Plane crash in Brazil.
印度核能事故 Nuclear meltdown in India.
那全都是新聞事件! That was all over the news!
日本海嘯 Tsunami in Japan.
帝國大廈裡的不明物體 The thing in the Empire State Building.
這些都是"守護者"的任務 These are all The Guard's missions.
我們在"守護者"的秘密總部 We're in The Guard's secret headquarters.
它是在你爸爸的房子下面 Which is under your dad's house.
你明白這意味著什麼嗎? Do you realize what this means?
意思是我爸爸 It means my dad
為守護者工作 works for The Guard.
不是的 夥計 No. Dude.
這意味著你爸爸是"守護者" It means your dad is The Guard.
什麼？What?
不 No.
我爸爸才不是守護者 守護者就像是有史以來最偉大的英雄 My dad is not The Guard. The Guard is like the greatest hero ever.
好的 我爸爸受不了辣雞翅 Okay. My dad can't handle hot wings.
是的 我也見過他沒穿襯衫的樣子 Yeah. I've seen him without his shirt on.
他幾乎不會游泳 He can barely swim.
好吧! 我爸爸不是守護者 Okay. My dad is not The Guard.
有人在否認這一點 Somebody's in denial.
嘿，夥計們 Hey，guys.
守護者有戴腰包嗎? Does The Guard wear a fanny pack?
又不見了 信號屏蔽器太強了 Lost it again. Signal blocker's too strong.
再運作一次 模擬它的來源 Run it again. Simulate its origin.
馬上去辦 On it.
所以，艾倫斯，我們在尋找守護者的消息來源方面進展如何？ So，Irons，where do we stand on finding The Guard's source?
我們會找到的，好嗎? 放輕鬆 我們只是需要更多的時間 We'll find it，all right? Relax. We just need more time.
時間？Time?
你曾經有過時間 你已經有很多年了 You've had time. You've had years.
遲早，它變成了由二部分構成的，好嗎? Sooner or later，it becomes binary，okay?
你要嘛找到了，要嘛你沒找到 You either found it or you haven't.
而你會找不到 而這就是我將要拔掉所有插頭的原因 And you haven't. And that's why I'm pulling the plug.
你要開除我？ You're firing me?
噢，我不只是開除你 Oh，I'm not just firing you.
不，不，我還要開除所有人 No，no，I'm firing everybody.
我要開除那個人，開除他，她 I'm firing that guy，firing him，her.
她很好，他很酷 She's all right，he's cool.
我知道那天晚上發生了什麼事 I know what happened that night.
而且我知道為了證明這一切都是真的，我失去了一切 And I know I've lost everything trying to prove that it's real.
我的信譽，我的事業 我的錢 My credibility，my career. My money.
我自己的政府也想要透過質疑來摧毀我 My own government tried to destroy me for asking questions.
你認為這是為什麼？ Why do you think that is?
聽著，我喜歡那個故事 Listen，I love that story.
穿制服的人、森林、偷球體的壞人 The uniform，the woods，the bad man who stole the orb,
你是如何被大家的指責 how you got your little boo-boo.
我懂了 去跟別人說吧! I get it. Tell it to someone else.
只要守護者犯了一個失誤，我們就會找到能量源 As soon as The Guard makes a mistake，we'll find the Source.
但據我所知關於守護者的一件事 If there's one thing I learned about The Guard
就是他從不犯失誤 it's he doesn't make mistakes.
好吧，你可以等到週末把它關掉 All right，you got till the end of the week to shut this down.
列印進行中 Printing in progress.
哇! 好酷的雷射 Wow. Cool lasers.
13號逃生艙蓋板完成 Escape hatch panel number 13 complete.
看，它在自行建造 Look，it's building itself.
像是某種來自太空的3D列印機 Some kind of 3D printer from space.
哦，叫它列印一個假身份證 Ooh，tell it to print a fake ID.
可以列印小甜甜布蘭妮嗎? Can it print Britney Spears?
她經歷的事還不夠多嗎？ Hasn't she been through enough?
不能列印人 Can't print people.
看起來只有幾樣東西可供選擇 Looks like only a few things to choose from.
呃，瑪雅，我想你按錯了按鈕 Uh，Maya，I think you pressed the wrong button.
是的 是緊急關閉的按鈕 Yeah. Emergency shutoff.
這不是個好主意 呃，來，試試這個按鈕 This is a bad idea. Uh，here，try this button.
正在傳送到充電站中 Transferring to charging station.
不錯的材質 Nice material.
哦，這是什麼？ Oh，what's this?
看起來像一根魔杖 Looks like a magic wand.
哇! Whoa.
看起來不錯，妙麗 Looking good，Hermione.
這不是魔術棒，它是磁鐵棒 It's not a magic wand，it's a magnet wand.
什麼？What?
這是一個HUD It's a HUD.
一個什麼？抬頭顯示器 A what? A heads-up display.
我想知道這個按鈕是做什麼用的？ I wonder what this button does?
幫我! 伯格! 伯格! 這不是背包! Help me! Berger! Berger! It's not a backpack!
等等，我來了! 關掉它 Hold on，I'm coming! Turn it off!
把我拉下來，瑪雅! 好的，等等，等等，我要... Pull me down，Maya! Okay，hang on，hang on，I got...
哇! 莉茲，小心! Whoa! Lizzie，careful!
你還好嗎? 那太讚了 You okay? That was awesome.
那太瘋狂了 你們還好嗎? That was crazy.You guys okay?
目標瞄準 Target applying.
哦，噓...Oh，shh...
哦，我的天哪，瑪雅! Oh，my God，Maya!
我殺了瑪雅 你殺了瑪雅 I killed Maya.You killed Maya.
我殺了瑪雅 你殺了瑪雅! I killed Maya. You killed Maya!
她沒事 妳還好嗎? She's okay. You're okay.
這太棒了 That was awesome.
縮小來合身 Shrink to fit.
時尚和實用 夥計們，看看這個! Stylish and functional. Guys，check this out!
他的頭在哪裡？ Where's his head?
我是DJ伯格，無頭刺客為你現場直播! It's DJ Berger，the headless assassin comin' at you live!
伯格？Berger?
夥計們！夥計們！看這裡 Guys! Guys! Look over here.
哦，我今天看起來不錯 Ooh，I look good today.
怎麼一回事？ How?
太奇妙了! It's amazing!
你把頭伸進一個神奇的傳送門裡 You put your head through one magic portal thingy
而它就從另一個傳送門出來 and it comes out the other.
哦，我的天啊! Oh，my gosh.
哦，那是什麼？ Ooh，what's that?
機動汽車召喚 準備執行任務 G-mobile summoned. Ready for mission.
這真是變態 This is sick.
你還認為你爸爸是守護者的男管家？ You still think your dad's The Guard's butler?
呃...Uh...
你還好嗎? You okay?
什麼？是的，我，嗯... What? Yeah，I，um...
我正準備離開這裡 I'm just ready to get outta here.
對，因為看起來你好像弄壞了某些東西 Right，'cause it kinda looks like you broke something.
是的，我想我不知道自己的實力 Yeah，I guess I don't know my own strength.
嘿! 現在只有我們在這裡 Hey. Now that we're alone,
我只是想讓你知道我一直在注意你的信號... I just wanted you to know that I've been picking up on your signal...
而且...什麼？ And...What?
是的 我很想和你一起去跳舞 Yes. I would love to go to the dance with you.
哇! Aww.
感謝你的完全隨機的邀請... Thank you for the completely random
並且最後一刻才給我機會，伯格 and utterly last-minute offer，Berger.
真的 Truly.
但是，我已經有約會了 But，I already have a date.
誰？一個年紀較大的人，手腳比我快 Who? An older guy，more my speed.
你對我來說有點太幼齒了 You're a little young for me.
但是我們年紀一樣啊! But we're the same age.
夥計們，我們要把所有東西放回原來的位置 Guys，we gotta put everything back where we found it.
沒有人能知道我們來過這裡 Nobody can know we were in here.
不管怎樣，你知道我們明天有考試 You know we have that test tomorrow，anyway.
那節課太簡單了 That class was so easy.
我希望我能幫你過關 I wish I could take it for you.
關於那個...About that...
我有一個瘋狂的想法 I kind of have a crazy idea.
一個秘密的任務 A covert mission.
但是，我們需要借一些小工具 But，we're gonna need to borrow a few gadgets.
你們有五分鐘的時間來完成這個測驗 You have five minutes to complete this test.
不能使用電話 No phones.
作弊的人將被告發 Cheaters will be prosecuted.
"瑪雅 " "Maya."
沒有問題 No problem.
你準備好要砍掉"紅色杉木"了嗎? You ready to chop down the Sequoia?
搞什麼鬼? What the hell?
我們收到一個匹配的 訊號很強 We got a hit. It's strong.
在夏威夷，艾恩斯，你看到了嗎? Hawaii，Irons，you seeing this?
這太棒了 她甚至都沒有注意到 That was awesome. She didn't even notice.
對不起，伯格先生 Excuse me，Mister Berger.
呃...Uh...
你放在儲物櫃裡的東西是什麼？ What was that thing you put in your locker?
這是我為了藝術課所製作的雕塑 It was a sculpture I made for art class.
我會一直盯著你，伯格 I got my eyes on you，Berger.
非常具有挑戰性的測驗，謝謝 隨時指教 Very challenging test，thank you. Anytime.
嘿，教練？什麼事 Hey，Coach? Yeah.
把我排進出賽隊伍裡面 Put me in.
你確定？ You sure about that?
一好球! Strike one!
那速度是相當快的 That was pretty fast.
這是生命線 This is the lifeline.
功率增加 Power increased.
查理 Charlie.
我們收到了強烈的閃光訊號 We got a strong flash signal.
就像單親媽媽一樣的強 Like single-mom strong.
這可能就是我們要找的 This could be it.
這是財富線 This is the prosperity line.
二好球! Strike two!
而這就是，呃，這條線告訴我 And this is the，uh，line that tells me
還沒有人約你去舞會 that you don't have a date to the dance.
最大的力量 Maximum strength.
你想和我一起去嗎? Do you wanna go with me?
我想是的，酷 I guess.Yeah，cool.
現在速度很快 Now that's fast.
三好球 你出局了 Strike three. You're out.
獵槍！你欠我一隻新手套! Shotgun! You owe me a new glove!
接下來要做什麼？ What's next?
你是個很棒的司機！謝謝! You're an excellent driver! Thanks!
守護者在做甜甜圈嗎? Is The Guard doing donuts?
盯著他 Stay on him.
而在突發新聞中，另一個可能的守護者目擊事件 And in breaking news，another possible Guard sighting.
地方警察... Local officials...
時速108公里 108!
哦! 我們活捉到一個了! Oh! We got a live one!
打開警笛! Light 'em up!
指揮部，我們有一個10-80正在進行中 Dispatch，we got a 10-80 in progress.
看起來像是打了類固醇的嬉皮麵包車 Looks like a hippie van on steroids.
那是警笛嗎? Are those police sirens?
查理? 查理，我要你現在踩油門加快! Charlie? Charlie，I need you to gas it right now!
我不能被逮捕! 我要去上醫學院! I can't get arrested! I need to go to medical school!
是時候來點逃避式的駕駛了 Time for some evasive driving.
你只能活一次! YOLO!
嘿! 嬉皮怪物卡車! 靠邊停! Hey! Hippie Monster Truck! Pull over!
讓我們舞動起來! Let's dance!
滾出馬路，你們這些白癡 Get outta the road，you idiots.
查理，開快點! Charlie，drive faster!
他們還在那裡! They're still there!
這是一種戰術車輛 它一定具有牽制性的功能 This is a tactical vehicle. It must have diversionary features.
所有的，夥計們，嘗試所有的！ All of them，guys，try all of them!
自動機槍 導彈 Automatic machine gun. Missiles.
擾亂器開啟 discombobulator on.
擾亂器關閉 Discombobulator off.
這是一個全面激增的訊號 It's a full-blown surge.
已經鎖定了 Lockin' on.
正在發射煙幕彈 Engaging smoke screen.
那是煙嗎? 這是煙霧彈 Is that smoke? It's smoke bombs.
我不能靠近煙，我有哮喘 I can't be near smoke，I have asthma.
把窗戶捲起來! Roll up the window!
那是什麼，炭疽病？ What is that，anthrax?
給我一些 Let me have some.
我們還有什麼? What else do we have here?
來吧，快點試試 想想辦法啊! Come on try something. Figure something out.
磁脈衝啟動 磁力啟動 Magnetic pulse activated. Magnet activated.
哇! Whoa.
連結已建立 哇-呼! Connection established. Woo-hoo!
磁力粘合 停車! Magnets bonded. Stop!
駕駛得很好，金凱德! Nice driving，Kincaid!
是的，我玩瑪力歐賽車的成績很高! Yeah，I play Mario Kart at a very high level!
訊號已無屏障 是的，他在那兒 抓到他了! It's unblocked. Yep，there he is. Got him!
好吧，展開地圖 All right，pull up the map.
他一定有了失誤 He must've made a mistake.
該死沒錯，他犯了失誤 Hell yeah，he did.
告訴隊員們我們要執行任務了 Tell the team we're mission go.
我們找到他了 We got him.
開車沒那麼難 Driving's not that hard.
你們都下去吧! 我馬上就到 You guys go down. I'll be there in a sec.
好的 不要太久 Okay. Don't be too long.
嘿，查理，呃，對不起 Hey，Charlie，uh，I'm sorry,
事情比我們想像的還要複雜 things are more complicated than we thought.
所以，我得把這次旅行再延長幾天 So，I'm gonna have to extend this trip for a few more days
但我會在下星期和你見面 but I will see you the following week
還有生日快樂 我真的... and happy birthday. I really...
嘿，瑪雅，走遠一點 Hey，Maya，go long.
我接到了! 哦，不! I got it! Oh，no!
夥計們，我想它掛了！ Guys，I think it's dead!
莉茲! Lizzie!
好的 Okay.
哦! Ow.
那太神奇了 That was amazing.
我要去樓上並打個電話 I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call.
我不敢相信...所以我在想... I can't believe...So I was thinking...
對不起，你先說 Sorry，you go first.
我正要說 I was just gonna say it.
這一定很奇怪，蛤? It must be weird，huh?
知道你爸爸有一個，像是，一個科幻人的洞穴 Knowing your dad has，like，a sci-fi man cave.
是的，這很詭異 謝謝你的提問 Yeah，it is weird. Thanks for asking.
就好像我們彼此其實都不瞭解對方 It's like we don't even know each other.
我以為他在天才酒吧工作 I thought he worked at a Genius Bar.
而他認為我是右撇子 And he thought I was a righty.
噢，我沒有忘記 Well，I didn't forget.
生日快樂 Happy birthday.
你把它修好了? You fixed it?
謝謝 Thanks.
隊形 Formation.
他們叫你什麼？ What do they call you?
威斯康辛 我是夏威夷 Wisconsin. I'm Hawaii.
阿羅哈 Aloha.
噓! Shh.
哦! Oh.
這裡的所有人都保持警惕，好嗎? Everyone on alert here，okay?
是的，小心，這可能是弗萊迪克魯格的房子 Yeah，careful，this could be Freddy Krueger's house.
你看到任何保安了嗎? You seeing any security?
沒有，我看到了防禦設施 No，I see defenses.
他們現在似乎只是解除了防禦設施 They just seem to be disarmed at the moment.
訊號從裡面傳來 Signal's comin' from inside.
移動 Move.
安全 安全 Clear. Clear.
味道很好聞 Smells good.
感覺像我們正闖入一個陶器穀倉 Feels like we're breaking into a Pottery Barn.
我們要偷什麼，艾恩斯？你看到了你就知道了 What are we stealing，Irons? You'll know when you see it.
哦! 我有這盞燈 Oh. I have this lamp.
我明白為什麼他不讓全世界知道他的秘密身份 I get why he couldn't tell the world about his secret identity.
但是...But...
為什麼他不能告訴我？ Why couldn't he tell me?
我有那麼不可信嗎？ Am I that untrustable?
肯定不是在五年級的時候 Certainly weren't in the fifth grade.
所以你的確記得 So you do remember.
我怎麼會忘記呢？ How could I forget?
羅比.費爾南德斯的生日派對 Robbie Fernandez's birthday party.
你和我幾乎親吻 You and I almost kiss.
你退縮了 然後你告訴大家我有口臭 You chicken out. And you tell everyone I have bad breath.
這不是真的 你的口氣沒有問題 It wasn't true. There's nothing wrong with your breath.
我知道，因為我有美好的口氣 I know，'cause I have amazing breath,
但你的確知道黴嘴瑪雅這個綽號吧! but you do know the nickname Moldy Mouth Maya
一直跟著我，對吧? followed me around，right?
而那就是你離開這個國家的原因 And that's why you left the country.
什麼？ 不是，我媽媽被調職了，你這個笨蛋 What? No，my mom got transferred，you dingus.
我從房子下面收到一個電磁脈衝 I'm getting an electromagnetic pulse from below the house.
我們檢查過了 那裡沒有地下室 We checked. There's no basement.
嘿，你們會想去他的辦公室看看 Hey，you guys are gonna wanna check out his office.
它有很棒的風水和秘密電梯 It has a great feng shui and a secret elevator.
很酷，對吧? Sick，right?
我們來對地方 We are in the right place.
怎麼了，夥計們？歡迎來到MTV糧倉 What's up，guys? Welcome to MTV Cribs
和你的男孩，貝瑞·伯格 with your boy，Barry Berger.
而現在我在我的秘密總部 And right now I'm in my secret HQ,
雙關語的意思是，有點震撼 which kinda rocks，pun intended.
一定是莉茲？ Must be Lizzie?
莉茲什麼時候有手電筒的？ When did Lizzie get a flashlight?
不太對勁 我們得走了，快點 Something's wrong. We gotta move，come on.
而且，呃，是的，這裡就是魔法發生的地方 And，uh，yeah，this is where the magic happens.
我真的不知道這個房間是什麼 I don't really know what this room...
噓! Shh.
好吧，我們得躲起來 這裡有帶槍的人 Okay，we gotta hide. There are people here with guns.
黑手黨？噓! The Mafia? Shh!
不，在我看來他們是準軍事人員 No. They look paramilitary to me.
你怎麼知道的？ How could you tell?
設備 我看到了西格紹爾衝鋒鎗 Equipment. I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,
澤夫蜻蜓格洛克17號，平板運輸機 Zev Dragonfly Glock 17，Plate Carriers,
以及手榴彈 哇! and grenades.Wow.
我們得找到莉茲而且... We gotta get Lizzie and...
哦，我的天啊，莉茲 Oh，my God，Lizzie.
我現在穿著背心 I'm wearing a vest now,
我真的很期待...嗯! I'm really looking forward...Mmhmm.
好的 噢，記得到了這裡不要大驚小怪了，好嗎? All right. Well，remember not to make a big deal when you get here，okay?
守衛者現在在日本執行任務 所以... The Guard's on a mission in Japan. So...
看來我們剛剛錯過了他 It looks like we just missed him then.
讓我們拿這個東西，然後離開這裡 Let's get this object and get the heck outta here.
嗯...Um...
看來我們這裡有其他人 Looks like we got company.
噢，不管是誰，都不是守護者 Well，whoever it is，it's not him.
不過，他們可能和我們一樣也是為了同樣的東西而來，所以... They might be after the same thing we are，though，so...
讓我們確保他們不會搶在我們前面 Let's make sure they don't beat us to it.
我們要做什麼？ What are we gonna do?
我有個主意 我們躲起來 一直等到查理的爸爸 I have an idea. We hide until Charlie's dad
回來並救我們 gets back and saves us.
他又離開了多久？ How long is he gone for again?
他說他可能再過幾天才會回來 He said he could be a couple of days.
幾天是指兩天還是指十天？ A couple as in two or a couple as in ten?
因為人體可以存活三天...幾個 'Cause the human body can survive three days...A couple
照字面意思是兩天 literally means two.
夥計們，快點，莉茲在上面而我們得幫助她 Guys，come on，Lizzie's up there and we gotta help her.
如何？唯一的出路是電梯 How? The only way out is the elevator.
車庫 露營車就是從那裡出來的 The garage. That's where the camper van came out of.
那裡應該有出口，對吧? 我們走 There must be an exit，right? Let's go.
不管是誰在下面，我們都要把他們燻出來 Whoever's down here，we're gonna smoke 'em out.
你和威斯康辛掃蕩外圍 是的 You and Wisconsin sweep the perimeter.Yeah.
澤西，你和夏威夷在樓上設置了信號干擾器 Jersey，you and Hawaii set the signal jammer upstairs.
確保沒有人躲在上面 Make sure no one's hidin' out up there
或是有人屎屁像他一樣多 and no one takes as much as a piss
有事先跟我報告，你聽到了嗎? without talkin' to me first，you got that?
收到 Copy that.
現在開始 Starting now.
他有一個那些小花俏的日本廁所 He's got one of those little fancy Japanese toilet
感應器的東西可以噴灑... motion-sensor things that spray the...
好了 去樓上 Yeah. Get upstairs.
收到 移動 我們走! Copy that. Move. Let's go!
你聽到他說的了 我們走吧! You heard him. Let's move.
你來的時候給我發簡訊而我會出去的 Just text me when you're here and I'll come outside.
封閉啟動 Lockdown initiated.
趕快! Hurry up!
倒數計時五、四、三...走，走，走 In five，four，three...Go，go，go.
二，一 two，one.
你聽到了嗎? 是的 Did you hear that? Yeah.
跟我來 On me.
回去 Go back.
阿爾剛，我們找到了這個地方 Argon，we found the place.
然後呢？但是我們遇到了一個問題 And what? But we got a problem.
是的，它是什麼？ Yeah，what is it?
你會盡快過來的 我正在路上 You'll wanna get over here ASAP. I'm on my way.
電源已移除 Power source removed.
你躲在哪裡？ Where are you hiding?
生成預測 Generating predictions.
查理 查理 Charlie. Charlie.
查理 蛤? Charlie. Huh?
快點! Come on!
無論是誰在這裡，我知道你能聽到我的聲音 Whoever is here，I know you can hear me.
我們已經封鎖了這個地方，所以沒有逃脫的路 We have this place locked down so there is no escape.
我們是來取回一個物件的 We've come to retrieve an object,
而且我們沿著能量軌跡到達了這個確切的地點 and we followed the energy trail to this exact spot.
所以我們知道它在這裡 麵包車 So we know it's in here. The van.
我們為了物件而來，不是你，所以你有一個選擇 We came for the object，not you，so you have a choice.
你可以把它交給我們，而你不會受到傷害 You can just give it to us and no harm will come to you.
或者你會擋住我們的路而你會很後悔的 Or you can get in our way and you will be sorry.
哦，不 Oh，no.
那些入侵者在哪裡？ Where are these intruders?
他們在樓下而且上面這裡還有某人 一個女孩 They're downstairs and there's someone up here. A girl.
萬一她報警呢？ What if she called the cops?
不可能 我在房子周圍設置了訊號屏障 Not possible. I set up blockers around the house.
你屏蔽所有頻率了嗎? Did you block every frequency?
海綿寶寶住在鳳梨裡嗎? Does SpongeBob live in a pineapple?
看來今晚我們可能要弄髒雙手了 Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight.
嘿，殺小孩不是我契約的一部分 Hey，killing kids is not a part of my contract.
嘿，嘿，嘿，哇! 誰說要殺小孩子的？ Hey，hey，hey，whoa. Who said anything about killing kids?
好吧，我們會找到她並且我們會嚇嚇她，對吧? All right，we're gonna find her and we're gonna scare her，right?
嗯-呵! 很好 因為我不殺孩子 Uh-huh. Good. 'Cause I don't kill kids.
不，完全，完全，完全不殺小孩子 No，totally，totally，totally.
但是，呃，成年人呢？ But，uh，what about adults?
成年人可以殺，對吧? 成年人可以 Adults are fine，right? Adults are fine.
我一直都在殺成年人 是的，沒錯 I kill adults all the time.Yeah，exactly.
現在少了一位成年人 One less adult.
不要動! Freeze!
你是誰？Who are you?
我是莉茲·麥格 伊麗莎白 I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth.
而我今年14歲 And I'm 14 years old.
而且我看起來真的很成熟 And I look really mature,
但我剛剛開始對自己的皮膚感到自信 but I'm just starting to feel comfortable in my own skin.
而且我太漂亮了不能死，好嗎? And I'm too pretty to die，okay?
我太漂亮了不能死 I'm way too pretty to die
而我不知道你們為什麼要殺我 and I don't know why you guys wanna kill me.
因為我很漂亮而且我現在還有更多的日子要過 Because I'm so pretty and I have so much more of life to live right now.
你們的日子沒有我那麼多 You guys don't have as much life to live as I do,
而我真的不想讓你們殺了我 and I really just don't want you guys to kill me.
請不要殺我 Please don't kill me.
噓! Shh.
拜託 Please.
那是誰？Who is that?
我不知道 你報警了嗎? I don't know. Did you call the cops?
沒有! 我發誓 No! I swear.
你點了外賣嗎? 不，不，這不是食物 Did you order food? No，no，it's not food.
外面有披薩 那是迪吉奧諾，不是外賣 There's pizza over there It's DiGiorno，not delivery.
迪吉奧諾是誰？ Who is DiGiorno?
門口的是迪吉奧諾嗎? Is that DiGiorno at the door?
不! 不 迪吉奧諾是誰？ No! No. Who is DiGiorno?
我不知道你們為什麼會在這裡 I don't know why you guys are here.
把她捉下來 Get her down here.
"我們來取回一個物件 " "We came to retrieve an object."
我想他指的是那個東西 I think he means that thing.
是的，顯然他指的是那個東西 Yes，obviously he means that thing.
好吧，你去哪兒了？我不知道 Okay，where did you go? I don't know.
它向我展示了一些東西 It showed me things.
好像是一個景象 Like a vision.
不管它是什麼，它很強大 Whatever it is，it's powerful.
噢，不管它是什麼，讓我們把這東西交給他們 Well，whatever it is，let's give it to them
然後他媽的離開這裡 and get the hell out of here.
什麼？不行! 這東西不是我們來給的，這屬於我爸爸的 What? No! It's not ours to give，it belongs to my dad.
誰在乎？如果不給他們那東西，他們就會殺了我們 Who cares? If we don't give 'em that thing，they're gonna kill us.
噢，就算我們給了，他們還是可能會殺了我們 Well，they still might kill us even if we do.
我不相信軍人 I don't trust militias.
那麼我們真的無計可施了 Then there's nothing we can do.
不對 我們還可以做一些事情 Wrong. There is something we can do.
防禦我們自己! Defend ourselves!
這就是我所說的 That's what I'm talking about.
好啦，我騙了你們 Okay，I lied to you guys.
聽我說 這只是我的約會 Listen. It's just my date.
請讓我趕走他 他不是這件事的一部分 Please let me get rid of him. He's not part of this.
任何人都不需要受傷 No one has to get hurt.
等等，等等 他的父母倆都是律師 Wait，wait. His parents are both lawyers.
我是說，其中一個是人身傷害律師 I mean，one is just a personal injury lawyer,
但仍然，他們會來找他的 but still，they'll come looking for him
而且他們會報警的 and they'll call the police.
你不想和救護車追逐者打交道，相信我 You don't wanna deal with an ambulance chaser，trust me.
莉茲! 守著大門 Lizzie! Cover the door.
等等，等等，等等 你有60秒的時間來擺脫他 Wait，wait，wait. You have 60 seconds to get rid of him.
外面很嚇人！冷靜點 It's scary out here! Be cool.
嗨! Hi.
你好，美女 Bonsoir，ma cherie.
你看起來很迷人，一如既往 You look ravishing，as always.
嗯，謝謝，大麥克 嗯，所以... Uh，thanks，Big Mac. Um，so...
你在說什麼？ What is that?
去找人幫忙! 報警 捉她進來 Get help! Call the cops. Get her inside.
夠了 That's enough.
進來 Get in here.
看來 尤金剛剛拿到他的駕照 Looks like Eugene just got his license.
嗯，你能別叫我尤金嗎? Um，can you not call me Eugene?
他喜歡被稱為大麥克 He likes to be called Big Mac.
有槍 你在這裡做什麼？ Gun. What are you doing here?
噢，剛剛發生的事情是 Well，what happened was,
嗯，我來這裡接我的約會對像... um，I came here to pick up my date...
對，那是我的約會對像 Right. That's my date.
而且，只是這樣...碰巧的是 And，it just so...It happens that
她一直和我哥哥在一起 she has been hangin' out with my brother
以及他的朋友，查理 and his friend，Charlie.
這就是我會來這裡的原因 That's why I'm here.
所以事情是...你來這裡是為了 So what happened was...you came here to hang out
和你的女孩一起玩 而她也和你的... with your girl who's also hangin' out with your...
哥哥一起玩 Brother.
那麼到底是誰和誰一起玩... Who then is hanging out with...
查理...查理 Charlie...Charlie,
和他的朋友 and his friends.
你不必取笑我，但這樣的沒錯 You don't gotta make fun of me，but yes.
很好 Perfect.
小孩都是這樣的，蛤? Just kids，huh?
艾倫斯! 你什麼時候才要告訴我 Irons! When were you gonna tell me
你找到了守護者的秘密總部? you found The Guard's secret headquarters?
我想等到我們真正擁有能量源 I wanted to wait till we actually had the energy source.
你還在等 那麼能量源在哪裡呢？ You were waiting. So where is it?
失蹤了 Missing.
還有人在這下面 可能是警衛，軍人... There's someone down here. Could be security，militia...
軍人？Militia?
我的意思是，不管是誰，他們都躲起來了 I mean，whoever it is，they're highly evasive.
羅密歐與朱麗葉是這裡的少年軍團？ Romeo and Juliet over here are the teenage militia?
嗨，各位 Hi，guys.
防禦我們自己？ Defend ourselves?
你期待我們能怎麼做? How do you expect us to do that?
我有個主意 I have an idea.
你們聽說過游擊戰嗎? Have you guys heard of guerilla warfare?
微軟的遊戲設備還是光碟版遊戲主機? Xbox or PS5?
不，真正的游擊戰 No，actual guerilla warfare.
利用你的弱點作為優勢？ Using your weaknesses as strengths?
我們比他們小，但我們機動性很高 We're smaller than them，but we're mobile.
我們擁有主場優勢和巨大的3D列印機 We have home field advantage and a giant 3D printer.
我說我們得到這些小工具 I say we get the gadgets,
振作起來，並爭取我們的出路 get scrappy，and fight our way out.
麥克風開著嗎? 是的 Is this thing on? Yeah.
嗨，我正在尋找查理·金凱德 Hi，I'm looking for a Charlie Kincaid.
我這裡有個人想和你打招呼 I got someone here who'd like to say hi to you.
查理，這些老傢伙有槍! 照他們說的做 Charlie，these old guys have guns! Do whatever they say.
他們捉到了莉茲 They got Lizzie.
伯傑，嘿，嘿，夥計 聽著，如果我死了，我會殺了你！ Berger，hey，hey，man. Look，if I die，I'm gonna kill you!
小子，閉嘴 Dude，shut up.
給我能量源，查理·金凱德 Give me the Source，Charlie Kincaid,
否則我會殺了你的朋友 你明白了嗎？ or I'll kill your friends. You got it?
我哥哥在這裡 My brother's here.
他們要殺了我哥哥 把那東西給我 They're gonna kill my brother. Give me that.
伯格，我知道你很害怕 我，也是 Berger，I know you're scared. I am，too.
但我們有一個計劃 我們可以反擊 噓! But we have a plan. We can fight back.Shh.
拜託，查理，你不完全是動作英雄類型 Come on，Charlie，you're not exactly the action hero type.
既然你似乎知道，那我是那一類型的? What am I then，since you seem to know?
你是一個易受驚嚇之人 你知道嗎？易受驚嚇之人很好 You're a scaredy-cat. And you know what? Scaredy-cat is good.
夥計們 但現在不是玩英雄貓的時候，好嗎？ Guys. But this is not the time to play hero cat，okay?
堅持做受驚嚇之人 噓! Stick to scaredy-cat. Shh!
這來自一個害怕離開家 This coming from a guy who's scared to leave the house
而沒有備用吸入器的人？ without a backup inhaler?
也不想想你隨身都有著哮喘，腹腔的疾病和一桶的藥物? With all the asthma，the celiacs，the tubs of Flonase?
夥計們，拜託 你們是朋友 Guys，come on. You guys are friends.
我們現在正為了那塊石頭冒著生命危險 We're risking our lives for that rock
這樣你就可以向你爸爸證明你有多勇敢 so you can prove to your dad how brave you are.
但你猜怎麼著？他不在乎 But guess what? He doesn't care.
他比關心自己的兒子 He cares more about his job
更關心他自己的工作 than he cares about his own son.
夥計們，停止爭吵 Guys，stop fighting.
嘿，住手 你們這些白癡 Hey，stop it. You idiots.
現在不是宣洩不滿的時候! This isn't the time for airing of grievances!
現在讓我們一起努力 Now let's work together.
不可能 我寧願去找韓索羅也不願和你組隊 No way. I'd rather go Han Solo than be teamed up with you.
他的父母是律師 His parents are lawyers.
夏威夷在哪裡？ Where is Hawaii?
正在忙 僅僅專注於尋找能量源 Busy. Just focus on finding the Source.
你們聽到了，夥計們 動起來 You heard him，guys. Move out.
你，也是 澤西會照看孩子的 You，too. Jersey's gonna babysit.
我們這邊安全 We're clear.
讓我們檢查下一個房間 Let's check the next room.
低電源 Low power.
這個也沒用了，全部都用完了 This one's dead，too. They're all dead.
弗吉尼亞，你的狀態如何？ Virginia，what's your status?
你有什麼發現嗎? Have you found anything?
該死 Damn.
什麼也沒發現 而且能量源不在這裡 Nothin'. And the power source isn't here.
拜託，找到那東西 Find it，please.
準備執行第二階段計劃？是的 Time for phase two? Yep.
我等不及要炸掉這個地方了 I can't wait to blow this place up.
說真的，我討厭這個地方 Seriously，I hate this place.
看好小孩 是的 Watch the kiddies.Yeah.
一個腰包？A fanny pack?
他還能怎麼說？他看起來就像個嬰兒 What can he say? He looks like a baby.
甜 季度 他甚至還沒有達到他的成長突破期... Sweet. Quarter. He hasn't even hit his growth spurt...
我剛剛殺了某人 I just killed someone.
充電中 Charging.
就是這個 這是守護者的能量來源 This is it. This is The Guard's energy source.
你昨天的報告確實有介紹這件事 You literally gave a presentation about this yesterday.
斯奎特女士欠我一個道歉 Ms. Squint owes me an apology.
你認為我能因此獲得諾貝爾獎嗎? Do you think I could win a Nobel Prize from this?
我不這麼認為 嘿! I don't think so. Hey!
現在誰才是英雄呢，對手？ Who's the hero-cat now，buttmunchers?
我為剛剛後面所說的那段話道歉 Sorry about what I said back there.
你的疾病不是讓你虛弱的原因 Your ailments aren't what make you weak,
實際上是你的疾病讓你變得堅強 they're actually what makes you strong.
而且我很抱歉我打了你 And I'm sorry I punched you.
那真是一個很好的道歉 That was a really good apology.
我還沒準備好原諒你 I wasn't ready to forgive you.
我正在規劃要丟掉更多的心理陰影 I planned on throwing way more shade.
但是，我也，很抱歉 But，I'm sorry，too.
嘿，我想 我昨天在電視上看過這個人 Hey，I think I saw this guy on TV yesterday.
嗯-嗯! Mm-mm.
等等，等等，不，不 Wait，wait，no，no.
嘿，你們幾歲了？ Hey，how old are you guys?
十八 十四 Eighteen. Fourteen.
只有你們在這裡嗎? 我們會問問題 It's just you guys down here? We'll ask the questions.
我說我們來折磨他以便獲取信息 I say we torture him to get info.
而你打算怎麼折磨我？ And how do you plan on torturin' me?
你要搔我癢來折磨我嗎? Are you gonna tickle torture me?
比如你要做什麼？ Like what are you gonna do?
夥計，那太久了! Dude，that was too long!
這感覺像是搔癢的折磨嗎? Does that feel like tickle torture?
那東西太神奇了 你想賣嗎? That thing's amazing. Ya wanna sell it?
你想再看一遍嗎? 不，不! You wanna see it again? No，no!
不，不，不 你知道，好吧! No，no，no. You know，okay.
你們想知道什麼？一切 What do you guys wanna know? Everything.
好吧，那東西？那個發光的東西？ Okay，that thing? That glowing thing?
那東西是非常先進的技術 That thing's highly advanced technology.
這就像超凡脫俗的技術 It's like otherworldly technology.
像外星人一樣"超凡脫俗"？ "Otherworldly" as in aliens?
是的 Yeah.
這就是"超凡脫俗"的意思，它不是來自這個世界 That's what "otherworldly" means，it's not from this world.
不可能 那東西顯然就是為了人類設計的 No way. That thing is clearly designed for humans.
不，那是因為它已適應了它的環境 No，that's because it adapts to its environment.
這是一個世界建設者 它創造了整個地方！ It's a world builder. It created this entire place!
我是說，你認為守護者建造這個的嗎？沒有使用那個物體 I mean，do you think The Guard built this? Not without that.
你為什麼需要它？ Why do you want it?
因為我認為守護者只釋放了 Because I think that The Guard has only unlocked
這東西的一小部份潛力 a fraction of its potential.
而你想用它來製造武器 And you wanna make weapons out of it.
你知道我想要用它做什麼嗎? Ya know what I want it for?
我想用使用它來解決世界上的問題 I wanna use it so I can solve the world's problems.
所以為什麼不告訴我爸爸呢，蛤？ So why not tell that to my dad，huh?
你知道我在電視上尋求他的幫助已多少次了嗎? You know how many times I've been on TV asking for his help?
而你知道嗎? 我被鬼魂般地纏住 And you know what? I got ghosted.
我很熟悉那種感覺 I'm familiar with the feeling.
而你爸爸，像是，現在很自私 And your dad's being，like，so selfish right now.
他僅僅想要獨享那個科技! He just wants that technology all to himself!
我想要和大家分享它 I want to share it.
蛤？Huh?
這裡的壞人是誰？ Who's the bad guy here?
是你 你們看起來像是聰明的孩子 You are.You guys look like smart kids.
僅僅把那球狀物給我而我會讓你們走 Just give me the orb and I'll let you guys go.
我不相信他 決不 I don't trust him. No way.
我向你保證 I'm giving you my word.
嘿，查理 過來這裡 Hey，Charlie. Come here.
嘿，老兄 Hey，man.
現在是你成為英雄的機會 Now's your chance to be a hero.
你知道？夥計，別為我這麼做 You know? Dude，don't do it for me.
為她而做 Do it for her.
我的意思是，那裡肯定有一種氛圍 I mean，there's definitely a vibe there.
你覺得呢？那裡沒有什麼氛圍，查理 Do you think? There's no vibe，Charlie.
身體很熱 太熱了 It's hot. It's too hot.
開始變得...有點不舒服 It's gotten...It's uncomfortable.
不要聽他的 Don't listen to him.
嘿，莉莉，你好嗎? Hey，Lily，how you doin'?
嘿，我只是打電話來看看你的情況如何 Hey，I was just callin' to see how it's goin'.
你和查理聊過了嗎? Did you talk?
是的，我們聊過了 但我沒有談太多 Yeah，I had a talk. I didn't have the talk.
老實說，我只是覺得他還沒準備好 To be honest，I just don't think he's ready.
傑克，我真討厭這個超級英雄的噱頭 Jack，I'm so sick of this superhero shtick.
聽著，如果你想和他拉近距離 Listen，if you wanna be close to him,
那你必須讓他進入你的生活，好嗎? then you have to let him in，okay?
是的，你得讓他進入我的生活 Yeah，you gotta let him in.
僅僅把查理接上來 Just put Charlie on.
好的 但要把他接到哪裡？ Okay. Put him on where?
你是什麼意思？讓他聽電話 What do you mean? Put him on the phone.
他沒有接我的任何電話 He hasn't picked up any of my calls.
對，因為他沒有和你在一起 Right，'cause he's not with you.
哦，該死 Oh，shoot.
什麼？What?
自從你把他送到我家之後 Because you haven't seen him
你都還沒見過他 since you dropped him off at my house.
該死的! Dang it!
好的，等等，查理在哪裡？ Okay，wait，where is Charlie?
他就在你離開他的地方 He's right where you left him.
好吧，但是... Okay，but...
我們捉到了你們的老闆 We have your boss.
我們是一幫超級強悍的雇傭兵，比你還要強悍 We're a super tough gang of mercenaries，way tougher than you.
到樓下等我們進行交換，失敗者們 Meet us downstairs for an exchange，losers.
起來 Get up.
嘿，停下! 天啊，你很壯 Hey，stop! God，you're strong.
別緊張 Take it easy.
我們給你能量源，而你放我們走，對吧? We give you the Source，and you let us go，right?
放走我們所有人 絕對...是的 All of us. Abso...Yes.
你確定？You sure?
好吧，現在釋放我們的朋友 All right，now release our friends.
快點，僅僅讓他們走 Come on，just let 'em go.
你在這裡做什麼？我來接我的約會對像 What are you doin' here? I'm picking up my date.
真的嗎，莉茲？這是那個老傢伙？我的哥哥？ Really，Lizzie? This is the older guy? My brother?
你怎麼能這樣？哦，我自己的決定沒有自主權？ How could you? Oh，I have no autonomy in my own decisions?
你知道嗎? 你們都背叛了我 You know what? You both betrayed me.
背叛？我不知道你喜歡她 Betrayed? I didn't know you liked her.
查理，給我能量源 Charlie，give me the Source.
哦，拜託 Oh，come on.
我會保證它的安全，我保證 I'm gonna keep it safe，I promise.
嘿! 當個英雄 Hey. Be a hero.
來吧! Come on.
謝謝你，夥計 Thanks，buddy.
它很美麗 It's beautiful.
把他們綁起來 Lock 'em up.
舉起你們的手 什麼？ Put your hands up! What?
你騙我們？ You lied to us?
是的 是的 是的 做生意就是這樣，夥計 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business，man.
嘿! Hey.
在我們把它送到實驗室之前要保守秘密 Let's keep it under wraps till we get it to the lab.
你是說在我們向公眾展示之後 You mean after we show the public.
安索，我們不能再隱瞞了 Ansel，we're not hiding this anymore.
噢，不，不，當然 我們要與世界分享它 Well，no，no，of course. We're gonna share it with the world.
我們當然是 但我們不希望它落入壞人手中 Of course we are. But we don't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
我們不能在沒有適當分析的情況下就把它移交出去 We can't just turn this over without proper analysis.
你能想像嗎? 我們要把它移交給誰？ Can you imagine that? Who would we want to turn it over to?
對嗎？等等 Right? Wait.
等等，什麼？這是假的 Wait，what? It's fake.
這是假的! It's a fake!
查理! Charlie!
緊急關閉 Emergency shutoff.
做生意就是如此! 給我回來! Just business! Get back here!
現在! 搞什麼鬼？ Now! What the hell?
走，走，走! 誰在盯著孩子？ Go，go，go! Who's got eyes on the kid?
這裡只有一個出口 There's only one exit.
我們去搭電梯，來吧! Let's get to the elevator，come on.
不要告訴他們我們要去哪裡 Don't tell 'em where we're going.
小心! Watch out!
手榴彈! Grenade!
不! No!
接到了 Gotcha.
查理，我們自由了! 我們走吧! Charlie，we're free! Let's go!
沒有能量源就不能離開 Not without the Source.
澤西，把它扔給我 Jersey，toss it to me.
嘿，阿爾剛! Hey，Argon!
遊戲時間結束了，孩子們! Playtime's over，kids!
我們不是孩子! 我們是青少年 We're not kids! We're young adults.
而遊戲時間才剛剛開始 And playtime has just begun.
聽著! Hear!
去拿下他們 Go get 'em.
接住 扔過來 Catch. Toss it.
抓住它，抓住它！ Get it，get it!
射他們! Shoot 'em!
別殺人! Nonlethal!
噢，他們正在向我們射擊! Well，they were shooting at us!
沒人可以傷到我 Nobody touches the 'fro.
去! Go!
莉茲! 能量源! Lizzie! The Source!
過來! Come here!
旅途愉快！Bon voyage!
查理! Charlie!
趕快! Hurry up!
查理，快跑! Charlie，run!
出來吧! Come on out.
我說，出來! I said，come out!
搞定 Nailed it.
把那顆球給我，小男孩 Gimme that ball，little boy.
發生故障 Malfunction.
讓開，笨蛋 Get outta the way，whopper.
除非我死了，否則休想 Over my dead body.
不! No!
我說把那顆球給我 I said gimme that ball.
你在幹什麼？ What are you doin'?
正在讓開 Getting out of the way.
做什麼？For what?
她 好的 我們去搭電梯 Her. Okay. Let's get to the elevator.
你朝一個孩子開槍! You shot at a kid!
青少年 Young adult.
一桿進洞 Hole in one.
伯格! 伯格! 快走! Berger! Berger! Let's go!
讓我們...現在 馬上 讓我們... Let's...Now. Right now. Let's get...
嘿! 尤金? Hey! Eugene?
你叫我什麼？ What did you call me?
不 No.
喲-呼! 尤金 Yoo-hoo. Eugene.
尤金 Eugene.
我告訴過你不要叫我尤金 I told you don't call me Eugene.
攻擊! Attack!
是的 去死 去死 Yeah. Take that. Take that.
不要惹伯格兄弟 Do not mess with the Berger brothers.
你準備好了嗎? Are you ready?
大麥克襲擊現場！ Big Mac Attack on the scene!
我剛剛揍了他 我的手有點... I just did that. My hand kinda...
我現在是超級英雄了，對吧? 你很棒 I'm a superhero now，right? You're great.
讓我們去電梯那裡 Let's get to the elevator.
不，不! 放開我! 不! No，no! Let go of me! No!
過來! 放開我 Come here! Let go of me.
查理...我們走吧! Charlie...Let's go.
查理 我們會控訴你們的! Charlie. We'll press charges!
你打得很好，孩子 You fought well，kid.
現在把它交出來 Now hand it over.
我不會讓你偷我爸爸的東西 I'm not gonna let you steal from my dad.
無論他告訴你什麼都是謊言 Whatever he's told you is a lie.
查理，我不知道你有沒有注意到 Charlie，I don't know if you've noticed,
那東西和你爸爸有關 that's kinda your dad's thing.
說謊 Lying.
不是嗎? Isn't it?
他有沒有告訴過你 He ever tell you anything about what happened that night
當我們找到源頭那天晚上發生了什麼？ when we found the Source?
嗯？Hmm?
他有提到我和他在一起嗎? He mention that I was right there with him?
就是我，我就是那個臉被炸掉的人 That's me，I'm the guy who got his face blown off
這樣你爸爸就可以到處跑假裝他是個該死的英雄 so your dad can run around pretendin' he's some damn hero.
你要去哪兒？ Where are you goin'?
別再跑了 不! Stop running. No!
你是個騙子! 你說的事並非事實! 東西是他找到的 You're a liar! That didn't happen! He found it.
那天晚上，人類得到了來自星星的禮物 Humanity was given a gift from the stars that night
而你父親為自己偷走了它 and your father stole it for himself.
不 No.
你並不真正瞭解你父親，是嗎？ You don't really know your dad，do you?
而你認為你爸爸是個英雄? And you think your dad's a hero?
如果你看到我所看到的就不會了，孩子 Not if you saw what I saw，kid.
不! 不 生成視覺 No! No. Generating vision.
太棒了! Bravo!
我從來沒有懷疑過你 I never doubted you for a second.
好了，現在把它拿下來這裡 All right，now bring it down here.
還有那個孩子 And the kid.
我們走吧! Let's go.
能量降低 Power low.
該死的! Dang it!
我從未有一秒鐘懷疑過你，一秒鐘都沒有 I never doubted you for a second，not one second.
這就是你昨天想要解雇我的原因，對吧? That's why you tried to fire me yesterday，right?
我們要如何處置這些淘氣小鬼？ What do we do with the rugrats?
除掉他們 Get rid of 'em.
什麼？What?
謀殺不是計劃中的一部分，安索 Murder wasn't part of the plan，Ansel.
把它給我 Give it to me.
別動，艾恩斯 Don't move，Irons.
太好了，蛤? Nice，huh?
哇，我的手錶! Whoa，my watch!
去! Go!
炸掉它! 炸掉它! 大麥克! Blast it! Blast it! Big Mac!
噁心！該死! Gross! Blast it!
該死! 大麥克! Blast it! Big Mac!
該死! Blast it!
出入口連接已斷開 Portal connection broken.
舉起你的手! Put your hands up!
是的，舉起你的手！ Yeah，put your hands up!
另一端的出入口在哪裡？ Where's the other portal?
你到底是誰？ Who the heck are you?
哇，哇，別開槍！別開槍 Whoa，whoa，don't shoot! Don't shoot.
我只是個資訊科技人員 我被警告有安全性漏洞？ I'm just the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach?
我不知道這是凌晨密令在這裡 I didn't know it was Zero Dark Thirtyin here.
嘿，你在做什麼？待在那裡! Hey，what are you doing? Stay right there!
讓我下來因為有一個奇怪的回音 Let me come down 'cause there's a weird echo.
這樣我們就不必互相大喊大叫 So we're not shouting at each other.
什麼？這裡都是這些回聲，這是一個很大的空間 What? It's all these echoes，it's a big space.
好的，是的，有回音 Okay，yeah，there is an echo.
我一直告訴那傢伙，他得搞懂聲音學 I've been tellin' the guy，he's gotta work on the acoustics.
是他嗎? 那是守護者嗎? Is that him? Is that The Guard?
而且手機訊號很差 And the cell phone service is terrible.
噢，我不應該說糟糕 這不是我想要的 Well，I shouldn't say terrible. It's not where I want it to be.
我會努力解決的 那是守護者嗎? I'm gonna work on that. Is that The Guard?
截至目前為止，您還沒有收到推送通知 As of right now，you're not getting the push notifications
和一些警報 and some of the alerts,
儘管有時人們想要擺脫這些問題 although sometimes people like getting rid of 'em.
你能快點嗎? Can you hurry up?
讓我們把溫度調低 Let's turn down the temperature.
你們的槍把我嚇壞了 You guys are freakin' me out with these guns.
好了，你是守護者嗎? Okay，are you The Guard?
不，我絕對不是守護者 No. I'm definitely not The Guard.
我只是為他工作 I just work for him.
我比較像是一個配角而不是主角 I'm more of a Luigi than a Mario.
但你需要韌體或網絡安全，我是你的越橘 But you need firmware or cyber security and I'm your Huckleberry.
好的，那麼你該如何處理 DDoS惡意軟件？ Okay，then how would you deal with DDoS malware?
你可能會想用一點反DDoS惡意軟件來攻擊它 Ya probably wanna hit it with a little anti-DDoS malware.
檢查他的腰包 Check his purse.
腰包裡有什麼？ What's in the fanny pack?
有人能說前屁股嗎？ Can anybody say front butt?
沒什麼，就是一些會放在腰包的東西 Nothing，just fanny pack stuff.
我是說，我有一些，你知道的，潤唇膏， I mean，I got some，you know，lip balm,
太陽鏡、洗手液... sunglasses，hand sanitizer...
打開它 Open it.
慢一點 Slowly.
是啊，是個腰包 我是說，看到了嗎？ Yeah，it's a fanny pack. I mean，see?
哦，還有一些口香糖(與"槍"的發音相近) Oh，and some gum.
他有槍! He's got a gun!
你還好嗎? 你還好嗎? 是的 是的 You okay? You okay? Yeah. Yes.
退後，退後 爸爸，我們... Stay back，stay back! Dad，we...
聽著，查理，我有話要告訴你 Listen，Charlie，I got somethin' to tell you.
是的，爸爸，爸爸...這可能會讓人震驚... Yeah，Dad，Dad...This may come as a shock...
查理，拜託! Charlie，please!
我是守護者 I am The Guard.
哦，我的天哪，真的嗎? Oh，my God，really?
好的，我們稍後再多談 Okay，we'll talk more about it later.
那是什麼？ What is that?
去拿另一個腰包! Get the other fanny pack!
能量水平危急 Power level critical.
該死的! 戰鬥裝快沒電了 Dang it! The suit's outta power.
你可以拿任何東西而你卻拿了一個腰包？ You coulda chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack?
這很實用 It's practical.
嘿，夥計們，我們沒事了 Hey，guys，we're clear.
一，二! One，two!
去! Go!
好的，計劃是這樣 Okay，here's the plan.
我們會帶你們去電梯 We're gonna get you guys to the elevator,
然後我要抓住能量源 then I'm gonna grab the Source,
給戰鬥裝充電 爸爸... recharge the suit. Dad...
什麼？關於能量源有點小事... What? A little thing about the Source...
別再說，等等，查理，拜託! 看著我 No，wait，Charlie，please! Look at me.
查理，請告訴我他們沒有拿到能量源 Charlie，please tell me they don't have the Source.
他沒有拿到 是的，我們確定了這一點 He doesn't. Yeah，we made sure of that.
太好了 是的 Great. Yeah.
查理採用了經典的轉移注意力的策略 Charlie employed a classic diversionary tactic.
他列印了一個假能量源並且騙過了所有的僱傭兵 He printed a decoy Source and fooled all the mercenaries.
真的嗎? 這很酷 Really? It was pretty cool.
那聽起來很酷 That does sound cool.
金凱德先生，抱歉插一下話 Mr. Kincaid，sorry to interrupt,
而我真的認為腰包現在正流行... and I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now...
謝謝 但為什麼只有手套？ Thank you. Why just the glove?
為什麼不是整套戰鬥裝? 因為我沒電了 Why not the whole suit? 'Cause I ran outta power.
如果沒有能量源，你就無法使用整套戰鬥裝 Ya can't get the whole suit without the power,
這就是我僅僅拿到手套的原因 that's why I just got the glove.
好的，所以誰有能量源？ Okay，so who's got the Source?
我把它扔進了一個傳送門 I threw it in a portal.
而且我們把傳送門破壞了，而能量源就消失了 And I kinda zapped it and it's gone.
傳送門？"破壞了"是什麼意思? Portal? What do you mean，"zapped it"?
不! No!
金凱德先生! 金凱德先生! Mr. Kincaid! Mr. Kincaid!
爸爸! 不 Dad! No.
把戰鬥裝藏在腰包裡，蛤？ Hidin' the suit in a fanny pack，huh?
天哪! 爸爸! God. Dad!
聰明 Clever.
你認為它只對你有用嗎？ You think that it only works for you?
你並不特別 你不是被選中的人 You're not special. You're not the chosen one.
事實是 The truth is,
你只是這份愚蠢運氣的接受者而已 you're the recipient of dumb luck.
是的，你有戰鬥裝，但你沒有那種神氣活現 Yeah，you got the suit，but you don't have the swagger.
你覺得我看起來一點都不神氣活現嗎? You don't think I got swagger?
能量源在哪裡？ Where's the Source?
我永遠不會告訴你 I'll never tell you.
它在我學校的儲物櫃裡! It's at school in my locker!
伯格! 抓住孩子 讓我們離開這裡 Berger! Grab the kid. Let's get outta here.
我正在更改存取密碼 I'm changin' the access codes.
來吧! Come on!
不，離他遠點！伯格! No，leave him alone! Berger!
爸爸？Dad?
爸爸! Dad!
神氣活現，該死的 Swagger，damn.
他哪裡會瞭解什麼是神氣活現? What does he know about swagger?
你知道嗎，設置納米炸彈 Ya know what，set the nano bombs.
並給我們足夠的時間清理爆炸區域 And give us enough time to clear the blast area.
嗯-哼! Uh-huh.
你剛剛抓了我一下嗎? Did you just graze me?
是的 別碰我，兄弟 Yeah. Don't graze me，bro.
我可以拿電話嗎? 嗯-哼! Can I get the phone? Uh-huh.
在電梯裡設置一個炸彈 Set one up in the elevator.
我會設置計時器 I'll set up the timer.
對不起，老兄 Sorry，buddy.
阿爾剛，不! Argon，no!
阿爾剛，你對我就像父親一樣! 沒有目擊者 Argon，you're like a father to me! No witnesses.
查理! Charlie!
怎麼了？發生了什麼事? 感謝上帝，你沒事 What's goin' on? What's happening? Thank God you're okay.
查理，發生了什麼事？爸爸，爸爸... Charlie，what's happening? Dad，Dad...
事情是這樣的，事情是這樣的 Here's the deal，here's the deal.
這整個該死的地方到處都裝滿了炸彈，好嗎? This whole frickin' place is rigged with bombs，all right?
我們有五分鐘的時間離開這裡 We got five minutes to get outta here,
拯救伯格，並獲得能量源 save Berger，and get the Source.
我不敢相信你把能量源帶到學校 I can't believe you took the Source to school.
沒時間教育孩子了，爸爸! No time for parenting，Dad!
我們怎麼離開這裡？ How do we get outta here?
健身房上方有一個逃生艙口 There's an escape hatch above the gym.
這行不通 系統被鎖定了 什麼？ Not an option. System's locked down. What?
阿爾剛 更改了所有的使用密碼 Argon changed all these access codes.
一切都被加密了 Everything is encrypted now.
爸爸，爸爸，爸爸，你待在這裡 不 Dad，Dad，Dad，you stay here. No.
爸爸，你待在這裡 Dad，you stay here.
藍眼睛，安頓好他 Blue Eyes，fix him up.
我的名字是肖恩·艾恩斯隊長 噓! 住嘴 The name's Captain Sean Irons.Shh. Zip it.
莉茲，你破解密碼，這樣我們就能進入系統 Lizzie，you crack the code so we can get access to the system.
瑪雅和我會去幫大家列印印足夠的噴氣背包，好嗎? Maya and I will print enough jetpacks for all of us，all right?
我們會? 我相信你 你信任我嗎? We will? I trust you. Do you trust me?
我現在就去做 I do now.
咱們走 Here you go.
等等，等等，等等，等等 藍眼睛隊長 Wait，wait，wait，wait. What did Captain Blue Eyes
剛才說了什麼？所有系統都已被鎖定 back there just say? All systems locked.
他說阿爾剛鎖定了整個系統 He said Argon locked the whole system.
逃生艙，列印機，所有一切 The escape hatch，the printer，everything.
如果我們不破解這個密碼我們都會死 If we don't crack this code we're all gonna die.
密碼錯誤 說到阿爾剛... Access denied. Speakin' of Argon...
你知道，記錄在案，我沒有口吃問題 You know，for the record，I don't have a stuttering problem.
你知道，我只是很緊張而且看，看，發生了什麼... Ya know，I was just nervous and see，see，what happened...
你是幹什麼的？ What are you?
嘿! 嘿! 你在幹什麼'？ Hey. Hey. What are you doin'?
需要來燒灼這個傷口 Need to cauterize this wound.
有一瞬間，我以為你會殺了我 For a second there，I thought you were gonna kill me.
是的，我還是有可能 Yeah，I still might.
這是一個四位數的密碼，只有10,000種組合 It's a four-digit password，only 10,000 combinations.
只有10,000？ Only 10,000?
聽著，莉茲，我知道你真的很擅長密室逃脫 Look，Lizzie，I understand you're really good at the escape room stuff
但我沒有看到任何線索 but I don't see any clues.
我們不需要線索，大麥克 我們要原力破解這個密碼 We don't need a clue，Big Mac. We're gonna brute-force this password.
你要原力破解10,000種不同的組合 You're gonna brute-force 10,000 different combinations.
是的，我有一個計劃 我們會死的 Yes，I have a plan. We're gonna die.
我需要跟你借這個 I need to borrow this.
快點! 我們沒有那麼多時間 Hurry up! We don't have that much time.
錯誤列印 Error printing.
所以為什麼你現在會幫我？ So why are you helpin' me now?
讓我們僅僅說我知道現在的賭注是什麼 Let's just say I know what the stakes are now.
你也看到了，不是嗎? 不是每個人都能看到的 You had a vision，didn't you? Not everyone gets one.
你看到了什麼？ What'd you see?
它比我瞭解的更強大 It's more powerful than I realized.
我懂了 I got this.
密碼被拒絕 Code denied.
現在您明白能量源為什麼需要被保護了 Now you understand why it needed to be protected.
我不明白為什麼你認為你是唯一一個 I don't see why you assume you're the only one
值得保護它的人，然而 worthy of protecting it，though.
想知道我過去這十年是怎樣過嗎? Wanna know what my last ten years have been?
婚姻：結束 孩子：恨我 Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me.
但我別無選擇 你是有選擇的 But I didn't have a choice.You did.
你選擇自己去保留它 You chose to keep it for yourself.
查理，快走！ Charlie，move!
莉茲! Lizzie!
等等! 那不是計劃中的一部分! Wait! That was not part of the plan!
莉茲! 莉茲，把我們弄離開這裡! Lizzie! Lizzie，get us out of here!
說到計劃，你認為我們可能要重新評估我們的... Speakin' of plans，do you think we like maybe need to reevaluate our...
不! 我們都會去跳舞而且我們都會玩得很開心! No! We're all gonna go to the dance and we're all gonna have a great time!
莉茲，快點! Lizzie，come on!
哦，不 不 Oh，no. No.
我們快被壓扁了! We're getting crushed!
哦，我的天啊，他們快被壓扁了! Oh，my God，they're getting crushed!
救命! 莉茲! Help! Lizzie!
瑪雅，我得告訴你一些事情 Maya，I gotta tell you somethin'.
平台已達到最大容量 Platform has reached maximum capacity.
等等 等等，這是什麼意思？ Wait. Wait，what does that mean?
開始汽化程序 Commencing vaporization procedure.
只剩下100多個組合了，莉茲 Only 100 more combos，Lizzie.
拒絕 拒絕 拒絕 Denied. Denied. Denied.
我真的很喜歡你 像是很"喜歡"的那種 I really like you. Like "like-like" you.
倒數15 秒降低體積 Reducing volume in 15 seconds.
喜歡...很喜歡! 15、14、13 Like...Like a lot! Fifteen，14，13,
12、11、 12，11,
10，9，8...你能辦到的 ten，nine，eight...You got this.
7、6、5...而我... seven，six，five...And I'm...
4、3、2、1 four，three，two，one.
密碼正確 很抱歉 Code accepted. So sorry.
我辦到了! I got it!
太好了! 太好了! 太好了! 太好了! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
對不起 Sorry.
什麼？ What?
對不起 I'm sorry.
男孩們會選擇最奇怪的時候變得脆弱 Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable.
讓我們去列印那些噴氣背包 Let's go print those jetpacks.
六個噴氣背包列印完成了三個 Jet pack printing three of six complete.
大麥克，聽我說 我們現在得走了 過來 Big Mac，listen to me. We gotta go now. Come here.
等等，等等，等等，等等 等等 Wait，wait，wait，wait. Hold on.
我們得兩人一起飛了 We gotta double up.
等等，那我爸爸呢? 走，走，走! 我很好 Wait，what about my dad? Go，go，go! I'm fine.
毀滅即將開始 Destruction imminent.
噢，我想你現在必須學會分享 Well，I guess you gotta learn to share now.
把它帶進來 Bring it in.
進來這裡 Get in here.
哇，哇! 當心樹! 不 Whoa，whoa. Watch out for the tree! No.
哦，我的天啊! 哦，我的天啊! Oh，my God! Oh，my God!
那太瘋狂了! 我們剛剛在飛 That was crazy! We just flew.
謝謝你 幹得好，憤怒的傢伙 Thank you. Nice job，Angry Guy.
但我們得去學校 But we've gotta get to school.
你應該把孩子留在我身邊，他們會拖累你的 You should leave the kids with me，they'll slow you down.
不! 不! No! No!
伯格是我最好的朋友 他是我的小弟弟 Berger's my best friend. He's my little brother.
我們和你一起去，金凱德先生 We're going with you，Mr. Kincaid.
我不是唯一一個在尋找你的人 I'm not the only one lookin' for ya.
你們去吧! 我會讓他們慢下來 You guys go. I'll slow 'em down.
是的，這個世界需要守護者，傑克 Yeah，the world needs The Guard，Jack.
而你是最不壞的選擇 And you're the least bad option.
謝謝，你不會... Thanks.You're not gonna...
我知道你不會，我不必這麼說 I know you're not，I don't have to say this,
但你應該不會告訴他們守護者是誰或什麼的... but you're not gonna tell 'em who The Guard is or anything...
我會看著辦 明白了，老兄 好的 We'll see. Gotcha，man，okay.
好了，你們要趕快離開這裡了 All right，you guys get the heck outta here.
阻止那個瘋子，好嗎? Stop that maniac，all right?
我們走吧! 我們去找伯格! Let's go! Let's go get Berger!
關於你的洞穴很對不起，爸爸 Sorry about your man cave，Dad.
是的 全部再見了 10年努力都白費了 Yeah. Adios.Ten years down the drain.
噢，民兵部隊出現不是我的錯... Well，it's not my fault a militia showed up to...
在那上面有兩派不同想法的人...都想偷你的魔法球 There's two schools of thought on that...steal your magic ball.
噢，那到底是誰的錯？ Well，whose is it?
嘿，如果你能僅僅告訴我你是誰的真相 Hey，if you would've just told me the truth about who you are,
我永遠也不會想去挖掘探究! I would have never figured it out!
所以實際上，這是你的錯 So actually，it's your fault.
真的嗎? 是的 Really? Yeah.
噢，我們會有足夠時間來討論是誰的錯 Well，we'll have plenty o' time to discuss whose fault it is.
走吧! 好的，好的，放輕鬆，夥計！ Let's go! Okay，okay，take it easy，man!
夥計，你太慢了 Dude，you are so slow.
媽媽說的對 你總是轉移話題，築起心牆 Mom's right. You're always deflecting，putting up walls.
什麼？她這麼說的？是的 What? She says that? Yeah.
我不同意 I disagree.
我不築心牆而且我不轉移話題 I don't put up walls and I don't deflect.
你看？又在轉移話題了 See? Deflection.
你在說什麼？這就是轉移話題 What are you talking about? It's deflecting.
那不是轉移話題，那是不同意 那是... That's not deflecting，that's disagreeing.That's...
不，那是轉移話題 No，that's deflecting.
不，那不是 你為什麼不能對我誠實? No，that's not.Why can't you just be honest with me?
如果你想知道什麼，儘管，問我 If you wanna know anything，go ahead，ask me.
我會告訴你真相的 I'll tell you the truth.
為什麼這玩意沒有杯架? 你去過太空嗎? Why does this thing not have cup holders? Have you ever been to space?
超級英雄在哪裡撒尿? 比如，穿戰鬥裝的時候? Where do superheroes pee? Like，in the suit?
只給查理問問題，好嗎? That's for Charlie，okay?
胡亂問問題到此為止 Enough from the peanut gallery.
好吧，呃...Okay，uh...
為什麼你和媽媽分手了？ Why'd you and Mom split up?
那是你的第一個問題？ That's your first question?
不是關於噴氣背包什麼的嗎? Not something about the jetpacks or something?
不 嗯! 沒有機會? No. Uh-uh. No chance?
聽著，查理，那是...這是... Look，Charlie，that's a...It's...
這是個大問題而且它... That's a big question and it's...
我覺得這很難理解 I think it's hard to understand.
在拯救世界和我的家人之間 I didn't wanna have to choose
做出選擇 between saving the world and my family.
但我別無選擇 But I didn't have a choice.
老兄，加快你的腳步，大聲哭泣! 安定下來 Dude，pick up the pace，for crying out loud! Settle down.
這是你的儲物櫃嗎? 這是我的儲物櫃 Is this your locker? This is my locker.
另外，我該怎麼對我兒子說 Plus，how am I supposed to say to my son,
"哦，順便說一聲，一些外星能量源" "Oh，by the way，some alien power source"
"選擇我做星球的守護者"? 對嗎? "chose me to be the guardian of the planet"? Right?
我的意思是，你的父母會這樣告訴你嗎? 不會 I mean，would your parents tell you that? No.
不會，因為這聽起會讓你覺得很瘋狂，對吧? No，because it makes you sound crazy，right?
是的 Yes.
我懂了 你有這個超級強大的東西 I get it. You have this super-powerful thing,
而你不知道可以相信誰 and you didn't know who you could trust.
我只是覺得你可以相信我 I just thought you could trust me.
所以誰對月光舞會感到興奮呢？ So who's excited for the Moon Dance?
東西在哪裡？我不知道 Where is it? I don't know.
東西在哪裡？ 我不知道 Where is it? I don't know.
伯格先生 哦，嘿! Mr. Berger.Oh，hey.
嗯! 而你可能是誰？ Hmm. And who might you be?
我是，呃...我是伯格的叔叔 I'm，uh...I'm Berger's uncle.
蛤? Huh.
是的 漂亮的裝扮 Yeah. Nice costume.
是的，謝謝 我喜歡守護者，這是，呃... Yeah，thank you. I love The Guard and this is，uh...
這是他的服裝 This is his costume.
哦，是的，這是特殊化妝 Ooh，yeah，it's makeup.
這有點敏感 It's kinda sensitive.
嘿，伯格的櫃子裡有東西不見了 Hey，something is missing from Berger's locker.
你會碰巧知道它在哪裡嗎? Would you happen to know where it is?
我猜想應該是藝術品作業？是的 I'm assuming it's the art project? Yes.
是的! 是的，這是我的 是的! 他的藝術品作業 Yes! Yeah，it's mine. Yes! His art project
嗯-哼! 噢，傑瑞，那個看門人 Uh-huh.Well，Jerry，the janitor,
發現有東西在你的儲物櫃裡發光 found it glowing in your locker.
你很幸運 我沒有打電話給拆彈小組 You're lucky I didn't call the bomb squad.
哦，我很高興你沒打電話 Oh，I'm glad you didn't.
還有，呃，你知道它在哪裡嗎，或許? And，uh，would you know where it is，by any chance?
我會去拿 酷 I'll go get it. Cool.
待在這裡 我會待在這裡 Stay right here. I'm gonna stay right here.
就在這兒 好的 好的 Right here. Okay. Okay.
你們這些孩子待在車裡 You kids stay in the car.
我該去哪裡？ Where do I go?
等等，你從來沒來過你小孩的學校嗎? Wait，you've never been to your kid's school?
沒有，我已經... No，I've...
有一陣子了 It's been a while.
好吧，我們打破天窗如何？ All right，how 'bout we crash through the skylights?
是的，就像你在加拉加斯拯救那些外交官的時候一樣... Yeah，just like the time you saved those diplomats in Caracas...
我知道，但當時我有一套充滿電的戰鬥裝 I know，but I had a fully charged suit then,
而你怎麼知道這些事的？ and how do you know about that?
我是守護者的頭號粉絲，老兄! I'm The Guard's number-one fan，dude!
我甚至在電子佈告欄系統上為你辯護 I even defended you on Reddit.
那是你嗎? 那就是我 That was you? That was me.
噢，謝謝 那非常不錯 Well，thank you. That was pretty good.
好的，所以我該去哪裡？ Okay，so where do I go?
金凱德先生，拿著這個 Mr. Kincaid，take these.
而且，查理，你要打電話給他 And，Charlie，you're gonna call him on the phone
並告訴他該往哪裡去，好嗎? and tell him where to go，okay?
好吧! 好的，待在車裡 All right. Okay，stay in the car.
那很好 右轉經過法語教室 That's good. Goin' right past the French class.
不對，向左走，向左走，不是向右走 No，take a left，take a left，not right.
你看到一個獎盃箱嗎? You see a trophy case?
我看到了獎盃箱 I see the trophy case.
僅僅一直走過去，好嗎? 你快到了 Just keep walking by it，all right? You're almost there.
越過獎盃箱而且你再往右邊看 Past the trophy case and you're gonna look on your right
而它應該會發光，我想 and it should be glowing，I think.
這是你和其他藍鳥隊的人 Here's you with the rest of the Bluejays.
是老鷹隊，爸爸 Eagles，Dad.
老鷹隊是藍色的嗎? Are Eagles blue?
我想是吧! 繼續前進，好嗎? 下一個問題 I guess. Just keep going，all right? Next question.
你甚至在聽我說嗎? Are you even listening to me?
"最佳成就 " 爸爸，哈囉？ "Best Effort." Dad，hello?
那太棒了 That's great.
如果她沒有找到... If she doesn't find it...
我會殺了你 I'm gonna kill you.
捏造我的假人生 我現在是很嚴肅的 Fudge my life. I am so serious right now.
等一下 Just a second.
會是這東西嗎? Assuming this is it?
是的，這是他的雕塑作品中我最喜歡的一件 Yeah，that's my favorite sculpture of his.
嗯-哼! Uh-huh.
噢...Well...
我真的不喜歡現代藝術 I really don't like modern art.
這很難區分真和假！ It's hard to tell the authentics from the fakes!
快跑，伯格，快跑! Run，Berger，run!
不 No.
我不喜歡你! 我不喜歡你! I don't like you! I don't like you!
我不喜歡你! I don't like you!
我看到他們了! 發生了什麼事？ I see 'em! What's happening?
我剛剛聽到伯格在尖叫 我想他們要去體育館了 I just heard Berger scream. I think they're goin' to the gym.
不好意思! 噢，對不起 Excuse me! Oh，sorry.
很熱的馬鈴薯 很熱的馬鈴薯 Hot potato. Hot potato.
嘿! 從我面前滾開! Hey. Get outta my face!
很變態的裝扮，兄弟 Sick costume，bro.
你讓我想起了一個"屁" You remind me of a fart.
你怎麼啟動這個東西？ How do you turn this thing on?
把它交給我! Give it to me!
阿爾剛! Argon!
啊! Ugh!
只是想讓你知道我們都還活著! Just wanted to let you know we're alive!
我才不在乎呢！ Not like I care!
你想跳舞嗎? You wanna dance?
爸爸想跳舞！ Daddy wants to dance!
讓我們來跳舞吧! Let's dance.
來啊! Come on!
嘿，朋友! Hey，buddy!
哇! Whoo!
爸爸？爸爸，你在嗎? 爸爸？ Dad? Dad，are you there? Dad?
爸爸？爸爸？Dad? Dad?
把你的嘴洗乾淨！ Wash your mouth out!
伯格! 把能量源扔給我! Berger! Throw me the Source!
伯格! 橫掃! Berger! Sweep!
丟過來! 丟過來! Throw it! Throw it!
我們得幫助他 我們得走了! We gotta help him. We gotta go!
不，他說待在車裡 是的 No，he said stay in the car. Yeah.
他肯定有說要待在車裡 He definitely said stay in the car.
那我們就待在車裡 Then we'll stay in the car.
獵槍！Shotgun!
你在做什麼？你為什麼坐在駕駛座上？ What are you doing? Why are you in the driver's seat?
好吧，你不能開車，查理 Okay. You can't drive，Charlie.
夥計 那套衣服確實管用 Man. That suit sure does work.
等等，等等 你為什麼不把它脫下來？ Wait，wait. Why don't you take it off?
讓我們來一場男人們的戰鬥吧! Let's fight mano-a-mano.
什麼，你傻了嗎? What，are ya stupid?
我寧願像超級英雄一樣戰鬥 I'd rather fight like a superhero.
成為英雄不僅僅是穿戰鬥裝的 Bein' a hero's about more than wearin' a suit.
不，所有一切都和戰鬥裝有關 Nah，it's all about the suit.
瑪雅，想想辦法! Maya，do something!
想想辦法是什麼意思？瑪雅! What do you mean，do something? Maya!
按下所有按鈕! 試試所有按鈕，瑪雅! Press all the buttons! Try all of them，Maya!
現在 Now.
你會撞牆的，查理! You're gonna hit the wall，Charlie!
天哪！ Holy crap!
對於科技資訊人員來說還不錯 Not bad for an IT guy.
謝謝你沒聽我的話 Thanks for not listening to me.
保護它的安全 Keep this safe.
查理 我相信你 Charlie. I trust you.
他從那邊走了 He went that way.
爸爸! Dad!
向他展示一些"神氣活現" Show him some swagger.
伯格! 夥計們! Berger! Guys!
我很高興見到你們 你們沒事 I'm so happy to see you guys. You're okay.
你知道嗎，阿爾剛？ 是的，那是什麼？ You know somethin'，Argon? Yeah，what's that?
你可能對這套戰鬥裝有意見 You might have a point about the suit.
嘿，不! Hey，no!
我打賭你不知道怎麼用"手指爆破"! Bet you didn't know how to finger blast!
我發明了"手指爆破" I invented finger blasting.
你想和流行音樂之王一起跳舞嗎? You wanna dance with the King of Pop?
我會跳舞! 我會跳舞... I can dance! I can dance...
稍等! Hold on!
等一下! 等一下! Hold it! Hold it!
等一下 我說了等一下，夥計！ Hold it. I said hold it，man!
我說...I said...
你是怎麼做到的？ How do you do this?
你是怎麼做到的？你怎麼拿... How do you do it? How do you take...
這東西很溫暖 是的 These things are warm.Yeah.
很熱 他們太熱了 So hot. They're so hot.
你拿到冬季的服裝了 You got the winter suit.
這動作是針對你而訓練的 I have this trained on you.
退後! Stand back!
我覺得自己像條狗，你知道嗎？來吧，我們走吧! I feel like a dog，you know? Come on，let's go.
來吧! 是的 你知道，狗是怎麼做的嗎? 像是... Come on. Yeah. You know，how dogs do that? Like...
阿爾剛，來吧! Argon，come on.Sorry.
我們得結束這一切 We gotta finish this.
你準備好了嗎? 是的 You ready? Yeah.
等等，等等，我剛剛掉了點東西 Wait，wait，I just dropped something.
再來一口! Have another sip!
我的耳朵！不是我的耳朵 My ear! Not my ear.
你正好擊中了我的耳垂! You hit me right in the lobe!
我恨你! I hate you!
神氣活現! Swagger!
阿爾剛跑到校長辦公室! Argon to the principal's office!
是的! Yes!
你剛剛打破了我孩子的獎盃 You just broke my kid's trophy.
什麼？那不是真正的獎盃 What? That's not a real trophy.
偷我的戰鬥裝，炸毀我的英雄洞穴 Steal the suit，blow up my man cave,
但永遠都不能侮辱我的兒子 but don't ever insult my son.
你說得對，你說得對 我做得太過分了 You're right，you're right. I went too far.
查理! 查理...我跟丟他了 Charlie! Charlie...I lost him.
把能量源扔給我 Throw me the Source.
給你 Here.
好的，回去機動汽車 Okay，get in the G-mobile.
你們快離開這裡 好的 Gettin' you guys outta here.Okay.
爸爸! Dad!
查理! 不，不! Charlie! No，no!
回去! 不許動! Get back! Do not move!
傑克，不要當英雄! Jack，don't be a hero!
不! 給我能量源否則我會殺了你的孩子! No! Gimme the Source or I'll kill your kid!
好的 Okay.
把它給我! 好吧，它是你的 Give it to me! Okay，it's yours.
什麼？不，爸爸，爸爸 爸爸...是你的，你贏了 What? No，Dad，Dad. Dad...It's yours，you win.
別這麼做，我只是一個人！ Don't do it，I'm only one person!
住口! Shut up!
我只是一個人！ 你在拯救全世界! I'm only one person! You're saving the world!
你在拯救全世界! You're saving the world!
好嗎? 好的 查理，查理，別擔心 All right? Okay. Charlie，Charlie，don't worry.
HBT HBT HBT. HBT.
HBT？HBT?
把它給我! Give it to me!
HBT HBT. 好的 拜託 拜託 HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please.
打擊3...Strike three...
查理! Charlie!
查理! 來吧，夥計 來吧，夥計 Charlie! Come on，buddy. Come on，buddy.
查理! Charlie!
拜託? 拜託? 查理 Please? Please? Charlie.
快醒來 快醒來 Come on. Come on.
查理! Charlie!
沒關係 一切都會沒事的 It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
查理？ 是的? Charlie? Yeah?
查理？Charlie?
是的 你可以看到我嗎? Yeah. Can you see me?
瑪雅看到那個投擲了嗎? Did Maya see that throw?
你在開玩笑吧? Are you kidding me?
她怎麼會錯過呢？ How could she miss it?
這是有史以來最偉大的投擲之一 It's one of the greatest throws ever!
我兒子是英雄 My son's a hero.
就這樣 That's it.
我太愛你了 I love you so much.
我很抱歉我浪費了那麼多時間 I'm so sorry I wasted all that time.
事實是我的確有選擇 The truth is I did have a choice.
而且我做了錯誤的選擇 And I made the wrong one.
爸爸？是的? Dad? Yeah?
你快讓我窒息了 You're suffocating me.
不錯的投擲，查理 Nice throw，Charlie.
謝謝 Thanks.
噢，我的天啊! Oh，my God
我得給媽媽打電話 I gotta call Mom.
傑克，我知道要去哪裡 我以前去過這所學校 Jack，I know where I'm going. I've been to the school before.
好的，是的，是的 是的，我之前迷路了 Okay，yeah，yeah. Yeah，I got lost earlier,
所以我只是想節省你的時間 so I was just tryin' to save you time.
這裡變得很混亂 It can get really confusing.
查理？查理，我親愛的孩子! Charlie? Charlie，my sweet boy!
哦，我的天啊，你還好嗎? Oh，my God，are you okay?
你們...發生了什麼事？ Are you...What happened?
噢，我們倆聊過天了 Well，we had the talk,
而且它進行得，我認為，很順利 它... and it went，I think，pretty well. It...
我的意思是，是有一些情緒起伏，但是... I mean，there was a few bumps，but...
等等，你知道？而你卻沒有告訴我？ Wait，you knew? And you didn't tell me?
我們想等到你長大，查理 We wanted to wait till you were older，Charlie.
不，我是說爸爸一直戴著一個腰包？ No，that Dad wears a fanny pack?
他一直很在意這個腰包 He's been hammerin' this fanny pack.
實際上，腰包是我設計的 Actually，the fanny pack was my design.
現在你想要說什麼？ Now what are you gonna say?
我們可以在家裡談 來吧! We can talk about this at home. Come on.
呃，等等，等等 嗯... Uh，wait，wait. Um...
我，呃...等一下 I，uh...Hold on a second.
我必須先做一些事情 There's somethin' I gotta do first.
我知道，嚴格來說，你，呃，已經有約會了 I know that，technically，you，um，have a date already,
但自從羅比·費爾南德斯像個愛抱怨的小嬰兒一樣逃跑後 but since Robbie Fernandez ran away like a whiny little baby,
我在想... I was wondering...
你想跳舞嗎? Do you wanna dance?
好的，金凱德，我盡量不要對著你呼氣 Okay，Kincaid，I'll try not to breathe on you.
你很有品味 哇! 謝謝 You have great taste.Whoa! Thanks.
你還待在這裡做什麼？ What are you still doing here?
唱片音樂節目廣播員從不會放棄她的攤子 A DJ never abandons her booth.
我可以請你跳這支舞嗎，我親愛的？ Might I have this dance，mon cheri?
是的 Yeah.
我們是不是應該跳舞？ Should we maybe dance?
看在過去的份上？ For old times' sake?
我是說，我們別光看他們跳而讓他們不舒服 I mean，we don't wanna just watch and make them uncomfortable.
好的 Okay.
哦! Oh.
僅僅開玩笑 JK.
他們長大得很快，不是嗎? They grow up fast，don't they?
也許有點太快了？是的 Maybe a little too fast? Yeah.
還記得我們的初吻嗎? Remember our first kiss?
不記得 No.
那是因為我們還沒有接吻 It's 'cause we haven't kissed yet.
是的 但要等到我們結婚才行 Yes. Not until we're married.
好吧! 我的口氣怎麼樣？ Okay. How's my breath?
驚人 Amazing.
好的，我想我們快烤好了! Okay，I think we're gettin' close here!
你知道我有多喜歡烤肉嗎? 哦，是的 You know how I like it? Oh，yeah.
燒得酥脆 Burnt to a crisp
而且裡面裝滿了辣芥末和很多洋蔥 and loaded up with spicy mustard and lots of onions.
順便問一下，你女朋友喜歡洋蔥嗎? Does your girlfriend like onions，by the way?
好的，什麼？不，爸爸 Okay，what? No. Dad.
我們需要 We're needed.
什麼？我們走吧! What? Let's go.
哇，哇，哇! Whoa，whoa，whoa.
我們得收拾東西，而你說我們，呃... We gotta pack up，and what do you say we，uh...
換一輛新的如何？ take the new one?
解除偽裝 Uncloaking.
哇! Wow.
讓我們稱它叫做"提早到來的生日禮物" Let's call it an early birthday present.
謝謝 我可以開車嗎？ Thanks. Can I drive?
這是一份很提早的生日禮物 It's a very early birthday present.
歡迎，守護者 Welcome，Guardians.
噢，我的天啊! 這是新的機動汽車，不是嗎? Oh，my God! This is the new G-mobile，isn't it?
哇，哇，哇! 等等，等等，等等 Whoa，whoa，whoa. Wait，wait，wait.
現在是新的機動汽車 來吧! Now it's the new G-mobile. Come on!
這太噁心了！ This is sick!
看這個，看這個，看這個 是嗎? Watch this，watch this，watch this. Yeah?
嘿，夥計們 艾恩斯隊長，任務控制中心 Hey，guys. Captain Irons，Mission Control.
你準備好你的下一個任務了嗎? You ready for your next mission?
好的，隊長，接受新任務 Okay，Captain，accept new mission.
推進驅動啟動 Propulsion drive activated.
注意爆發力! Mind blown!
喂？這是什麼地方？ Hello? What is this place?
有人嗎? 我真的，真的很暖和 Anybody? I'm really，really warm.
我得了沼澤屁股，你知道那是什麼意思嗎? I got swamp butt，you know what that means?
這意味著我背上的汗水要流到我的屁股上了 That means the sweat from my back's goin' to my butt.
而且感覺不是很好 And it's not a good feeling.
哦，這很糟糕 Oh，this sucks.
實在對不起我曾經想要接管世界 I'm sorry I tried to take over the world.
但我只需要一點幫助而己 I just need a little help.
各位，我能聽到你們的聲音 看來你們要走了! Guys，I can hear you. Sounds like you guys are leaving!
夥計們，不要離開! Guys，don't leave!
我真的需要用一下洗手間，夥計們！ I really need to use the restroom，guys!
我想上廁所已經很久了! I've been needing to for a long time!
幫幫我! 拜託，夥計們！ Help me out! Come on，guys.